Ghost Citing

Ghost citing is the act of attributing a statement or fact you made to another author in order to give it more academic weight. Usually done by attaching a citation that leads to a random page in a well respected academic journal in the field.

This method was developed and perfected by Canadian Rene M. Hradecky

CAUTION: Should only be used once or twice every 50 citations.

A+ paper: "The Tutsi cockroaches have collaborated with the Belgians for too long - Justice is long overdue. Cut the tall trees now, and rid Rwanda of the Tutsi imperialists yelled Hutu rights activist Jean Kambanda"

Nerd: Wtf! Where did you get that information?

Rene: Why the Journal of East African studies, of course!

Nerd: Are you ghost citing against? Don't make me call the African Institute of Human Rights again.

by GreasyFrenchy November 28, 2021

Stinky Ghost

A very smelly poltergeist who just wants to be your friend. He is very depressed because no one wants to be his friend. Even though he is stinky, he is really friendly if you get to know him. You can summon him by singing the stinky ghost anthem.

Stinky Ghost, you so SMELLY

by CactusBoi October 25, 2019

Mutual Ghosting

To describe when two people have hung out with each other and the next day they mutually don’t text each other back because they *know* that time they spent together was not worth ever hanging out again.

Mutual ghosting: when you know, you know

by Stefaniyo April 13, 2021

Grabbin' the ghost

Asking your partner to switch hands during a handjob, then hiding one's penis behind/under himself, only to leave their partner confused when they reach to find nothing is there.

Guy 1: You get any play from Rachel last night?
Guy 2: I told her that her right hand was cold, and when she switched up, I had her grabbin' the ghost.
Guy 1: Haha, fuck it, handjobs are boring anyways.

by Jazz Cigarettes September 9, 2022

Alex the Ghost

Alex is a cold blooded small child who rarely speaks. When he does he will boast about how mature he is when compared to other people. Alex is 0.0000001cm taller than Ewob. If you ever meet Alex you may not see him immediately as he blends into his surroundings very well.

“Oh there’s Alex the Ghost!”

by You pleb January 12, 2022

Pointless Ghost

A shady figure known for drawing the largest breasts on the most unlikely of characters. A menace to the society of online snowflakes who throw a fit over "oversexualization" of characters who aren't even minors. He's also a very nice person, so don't judge a book by its cover!

Wow, is that twitter user Pointless Ghost? He draws the best houseki art, but those boobs are awfully big...

by yoyothong January 12, 2022

Ghost band

Ghost band is a band from Sweden created by Tobias Forge. The band makes rock/metal/satanic anchent٫ the band lore different from other band.
The band published their first album in 2010 named "Opus Eponymous"
Other albums:
Infestissumam (2013)
If You Have Ghost (2013)
Meliora (2015)
Popestar (2016)
Ceremony and Devotion (2017)
Prequelle (2018)
Seven Inches Of Satanic Panic (2019)
MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY (2022)
IMPERA (2022)
Spillways (2023)

"Bro have you heard this popular song called Mary On A Cross?"

"Yeah my favorite band called Ghost made it"

"Let me see that.."

"Interesting?"

"Bro tell me more about the band"

Later

"Bro٫ Ghost Band is whacky"

by Named.ghoul March 25, 2023