grease monkey

1.a low ranking man or/woman who is a mechanic

2.a way to describe someone who is greasy and unwashed.

1.make the grease monkey fix it.

2.ughhh..... check out the grease monkey

by voltaire1778 April 17, 2009

greasehead

-someone who wears a bit of black
-someone who doesn't like to follow a trend because it's blaitantly STUPID LOOKING
-a girl with short hair
-a boy with long hair

in fact, it doesn't even matter if you have greasy hair any more. It's just a stupid label, which sounds stupid coming from the mouth of a skinny spotty chav with slicked back hair. Argh.

Saff: "They've shortened greasehead to just grease now because they can't be bothered to say it"
Mary: "soon it will be just gr. and then just a wave of the hand. and then just a quick glance in the general direction"

lol

by _Katie_ June 20, 2006

grease

oily stuff most used for lubrication
frying chips with and the number one key to getting girls to be repulsed by your every movement (apart from bad BO) makes you want to physically hurl and cringe in fear as it emanates from someone or something just waiting to touch you and go 'bleerrrggghhhhh' while making you feel gross.

'omigosh i just silled on this pile of...*reads sign*...grease? huh...okay then'

'hey tina did you check out the geek with the glasses?'
'yeah i did michelle i bet his forehead is pitted with grease'

by danzarockz August 7, 2004

GIESA

Giesa--To Request aquasition of Object deriving from the ancient native scottish tongue, meaning give or pass pronounced "GEEZA"

Bawbag--Adjective used to describe person which resembles or acts in a manner which would replicate the behaviour of a Man's Scrotum, scottish origin,

Giesa--Can you GIESA stapler over, can you GIESA minute, can you GIESA some peace. Look i have asked you before GIESA Pencil over

Bawbag--Shut up you Bawbag, No danger you Bawbag, I have had enough of that Bawbag,

by Scott + Kev October 26, 2007

greasepad

a particularly greasy trackpad on a laptop; usually resulting from eating while browsing the web or playing WOW

Jon: Here, use my laptop.
Mike: I'm not touching that thing, just look at that greasepad! Disgusting!

by roflcrazynerd March 11, 2009

gread tow

Gread tow is like a precognition or a preconceived notion of some evidence already presented.

we gread tow rhat i saed alreadty, mike

by djzeratul May 11, 2011

grease pie

an unhygenic or sweaty vagina. A woman may get a grease pie by participating in vigorous physical activity or simply by being unclean by nature.

"whoa, buddy. Don't chase that one. Maria is Italian, she more than likely has a grease pie"

by thereal89 October 8, 2011