drunken grandma

A type of pizza with a square crust, mozzarella cheese, and alla vodka sauce.

That drunken grandma pizza from Mary's is quite delicious!

by VinnyTestaverde December 6, 2017

polish grandma

When being served a home-made, Aromatic, Hunger inducing, Old World dish with no recipe, made from scratch by an old(insert

nationality) ______ 'grandma'.

I tried to make grandmas meatballs, but I can never make them quite the same way.

A: That was the best Lamb I've ever had.
B: It was made by my Old Polish Grandma. No one makes it like she can.

by DoubleAgentMlk December 10, 2017

hip grandma

A grandma walking around outside a flea market in trendy clothes. For example...

Yeah dude, I saw a hip grandma the other day outside of the flea market. She was wearing a top with no shoulders, red lipstick, flip flops, and booty shorts.
Friend: Dude that's an old streetwalker.

by HipGranny13 May 24, 2018

Trophy Grandma

A grandma that looks like they could be your mom.

Cashier: "Going shopping with your mom today?"
Kid: "Nah, I just got a trophy grandma."

by Stupid Freshman Club September 16, 2018

Dabbing Grandma

The most cringe thing ever to exist

It will make you want to jump off a bridge

OH NO HELP US ALL GRANDMA HAS BECOME A DABBING GRANDMA

by Reverse uno card August 2, 2019

yeezy grandma

Yeezy Grandma: a grandma trying time use “cool kid” slang and being an epic gamer B)

Wow your acting like such a Yeezy Grandma right now.

by LitlleShrimp;) September 19, 2020

Wet grandma

The action of spitting on your hand and either smacking or fingering a grandma

“Hey can I give you the wet grandma. ;)”

by No kool April 16, 2021