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“Megan has grandma been drinking” is a phrase used by the hapless Maplewood PD when a grandma is driving kinda shitty, possibly under the influence. Really, you can substitute any child’s name in there, such as “Hunter has grandma been drinking.”
Driving down Highway 36, by the intersection of English Street, the Maplewood PD pulled over poor old granny and went over to the passenger side and said the following “Megan has grandma been drinking.”
by Purplenado March 6, 2023
mugGet the Megan has grandma been drinkingmug.

Whiskey Grandma

Whiskey Grandmas are the older variant of the Wine Mom and Vodka Aunt. Where as Wine Moms are classy and Vodka Aunt's are rowdy, Whiskey Grandma's tend to spend most of their time being bitter from age. They are more inclined to avoid social situations to "watch their stories" and drink alone. They are very obscene and crude, but are still respected and revered due to their ages of wisdom and deep love whenever they show it. They have built up such a high alcohol tolerance that you will rarely see them even stumble after a night out drinking.
Grace has become such a Whiskey Grandma recently
by Undocumented Goats July 29, 2018
mugGet the Whiskey Grandmamug.

Grandma

a person witch dementia who only live to clean and cook they are very wrinkly even the "vagina" and the "buttocks"
jimmy: whoa ur grandma has a very wrinkly pussy and buttocks

greg: thanks
by anonymous August 5, 2024
mugGet the Grandmamug.

Minion Grandma

Minion Grandma is an elderly minion with silver hair orignating from the country of Minionsia. She speaks in only Minionese which is understand by very few, including Flumgus. Flumgus is Minion Grandma's best friend.
Gru: Where is that little old lady minion??
Minion 1: Agagabogoaboooggoa
Gru: Oh, that's where Minion Grandma is..
by Flumgussy July 17, 2025
mugGet the Minion Grandmamug.

Your grandma

your grandma
by hfvhhf November 22, 2021
mugGet the Your grandmamug.

fishing for grandma

A sex move where the male is using his penis to "reel in" an older woman into bed.
Bill: yo man where were you last night?
Rob: bro I was out fishing for grandma
by Jk fan June 17, 2017
mugGet the fishing for grandmamug.

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