front row parking

When you have a parking spot near the front entrance. These do not include handicapped parking spots.

Sweet, we got front row parking. Fuck those cripples.

by AJAX McClammen April 21, 2008

Frontier City

Theme Park in Oklahoma city, OK

Kid: " Mom can we go to Frontier city and ride rides?"
Mom: " Sure little timmy."

by Andels February 22, 2009

Fake and front

The act of being nice and friendly to people, when in reality you can't stand them. This happens mostly at work.

Putting up a front; being fake.

Putting on a facade.

Person 1: I can't stand Sue, but I know I need to be nice to her for appearances sake.

Person 2: Ahh, the old fake and front.

by Hoosker-doos August 30, 2014

front wipe

The act of wiping your butt-hole from in-between your legs, rather than the tradition behind the back method. Usually resulting in smearing, ball berries, and everlasting virginity.

"I just tried the front wipe, and got crap all over myself."

by Roghog October 10, 2014

Front the dome

To give a guy you have no actual relationship with a random blow job.

That girl over there is so slutty. She'll definitely front the dome.

by LMLYMI January 8, 2009

Frontal Biff

AKA..Fupa, Gunt...Frontal Biff is the Fat Upper area above a womans Vag.

Origin: When heading down south to eat some pie, my head suddenly biffed in an immediate down slope. Hence the word "frontal biff"

by AC Chine December 8, 2009

front row bad kids

A group of people, normally friends who sit on the front row in lessons. They think them selves cool and pussy magnets, and they are, they are the elite of a school or college in terms of cool. However what they have in coolness they lack in their ability to understand what the fuck is going on in lessons. They sit their not understanding a word.

"guys wanna go sit on the front row next?"

"We cant cos the fucking front row bad kids a sitting there"

"FUCK THEM, THEY ARE SO COOL BUT DONT KNOW A FUCKING THING"

by Jahousen November 8, 2009