friend zoned

When you try to hook up with some girl, but get rejected and there is said 'lets just be friends'

Then you are Friend Zoned.

P1:I totally like Suzy, but when i asked her out, she friend zoned me completely.
P2;Fuck man, Good luck on getting out of the friend zone. LOL

by Kurkenbakker February 19, 2009

friend-in-law

A good friend of a good friend. Even if you tend to hang out in the same circles often, this person would only qualify as more of an acquaintance.

Not someone you would desire to hang out with alone. Either because you only talk to the person large group settings and never really directly bonded, or because it's someone with whom you share nothing in common (other than a similar friend) and it would be awkward and uncomfortable to spend time alone together.

Most often it is a significant other's best friend.

"Nah, I don't see Megan anymore ever since Dave moved away. She was only a friend-in-law anyway."

by Jeff Jism November 27, 2007

friend slut

A person who makes a lot of friends but never makes any close friends to rely upon.

He has so many contacts in his cell because he is a friend slut.

by Anonymous May 13, 2005

friend card

1)the request of a favor from a friend; as to "play the friend card" like a playing card
2)the request of a favor from a friend; as to use your credit with a friend, like a credit card promising repayment.

I'm going to use my friend card to get you to help me move next Saturday, buddy.

by Jonah45 March 12, 2008

friend boycott

When all of your friends are ignoring you or "lost their phones", seemingly in an organized fashion. you feel shitty about yourself as apparently you aren't worth talking to or hanging out with.

Joe "i guess i know who my real friends are, Travis and Erik haven't called me back in 2 straight days even though they've both been updating their facebook statuses from their blackberrys. I've been friend boycotted."

by FCKERS July 9, 2010

Friend Victim

When you pick someone out from a crowd and then target them to be your friend. Not in a stalker way, because following them does not ensue, rather you just dedicate your night to engaging them in conversation and becoming their close personal friend.

Margret: Derek is going to the party tonight.

Samantha: I know, I'm gonna friend victim him so hard.

by Friskybusiness February 23, 2013

Friend Best

The most loyalist friend you can ever have in the world. It's even better than a Bestfriend

If they are more than a Bestfriend they are a friend best.

by Phatbetty April 3, 2017