The freedom eagle is a sexual act performed by a woman on a man to scare him away from all women. The ultimate goal of the freedom eagle is to devote a man to celibacy. To prepare, use a device to play a song by the artist, Toby Keith. In order to perform, the female must assume position on top of the male’s groin and begin to flap her arms mimicking an eagle. Whilst flapping her arms, the female must slap the male across the face and shout “fly motherfucker.” If you are feeling extra free, the female shall put marshmallows in the males mouth and play the game “chubby bunny.” The female should then crumble graham crackers in the males mouth. Additionally, the female can shit in the males mouth for the chocolate addition to make the s’mores triad. If successful, the man will turn to complete celibacy after the trauma.
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My goal in life is to have Amazon freedom. Sure, financial freedom is better, but I feel that Amazon freedom is within my reach.
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Get the freedom central mug.Freedom is a beautiful young women, although her name is highly uncommon she finds a way to stand out in a crowd. Freedom in well known for her creativity, kindness, beautiful smile, and contagious smile. Freedom would be described as a bird or maybe a bee .. always wanting to go places and try new things. Don’t expect to find Freedom In any trouble, she always the friend to stop the trouble before it happens or to lie her/there way out. All together Freedom is an Amazing, talented, smart and a GREAT person to be friends with :)
Girl: Freedom had my stomach hurting from laughing so much
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Girl 2: I heard she was funny maybe I’ll talk to her and try to be come friends
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