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meat fly

(VERY painful) when your cock gets stuck in the zipper
HELP ME! I got a meat fly!
by willie989 January 27, 2010
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fill and fly

Filling up one's tank with gasoline and then driving off without paying for it.
Tiyanawanikatisha got busted for fill and fly after the gas station surveillance camera caught her license plate.
by Krystylynne March 18, 2007
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Flying tanks

A tank manufactured by pivot joints. They can be propelled upward with an unknown force at unspeakable velocities. They are usually colored a dark green. They use their weight as an advantage to drop themselves on top of buildings and people. The best known pilots of these tanks have a youtube channel called Flyingtanks.
O god, a flock flying tanks. May god help us...
by ItstheEDN January 19, 2009
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Flying Pigeon

The act of ejaculating into someones hair, as if a pigeon shit on their head. Usually as a surprise!
WTF bro? Dirty Sanchez's are so lame, give her a Flying Pigeon!
by $BigD69$ January 30, 2017
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Nigger fly

A fly that is annoying, loud, and keeps dodging the swatter.
I finally killed that shit eating nigger fly.
by entity2501 October 5, 2021
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fly report

The kind of report management likes to collect but never actually read. The more voluminous the better.

(Based on the urban legend of a staff member who was hired without a formal job description, and was asked at the end of the month where his report was, so he started counting how many flies landed in a particular place on his office desk)
Joe Tard (manager): Jack, I need your report... It's absolutely critical that I have it for the management meeting.
Jack Jobless (staff member): Joe, it's about how many flies landed on my desk! It's just a damned fly report.
Joe Tard: I don't care, that fly report is crucial to management decisions.
by Talisman2 January 24, 2011
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fly asf

very swag
the author of this definition is fly asf!
by aysena_sexyshawty03 February 21, 2021
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