by B.J.M. July 1, 2006

When a person has nasty, dirty, scaley, calloused feet and their toes are scraggily looking clanchett.
"OMG! I have grocery feet! I need to make a pedicure appointment now!"
"Oh, hellll no! I ain't goin' to no mall with these grocery feet."
"Oh, hellll no! I ain't goin' to no mall with these grocery feet."
by sexylips October 17, 2005

What you put on your lady's back immediately after you get into bed (knowing that you have cold feet)
by Panchoman Jr. October 29, 2006

by Shelbs April 21, 2005

Jizz Feet is a term used by males after getting out of a shower that did not drain properly. A male nearly always jerks off in the shower, thus leaving him walking around with sperm on his feet after getting out of a shower that did not immediately drain.
by Cubby Dubby July 11, 2018

When you accidentally touch someone's foot under a table at a library, usually in a college or university setting. Then, the person who was touched will move their feet in an awkward position to be as far away from yours as possible.
by raykarls March 16, 2015
