the football factory

only the greatest film of all time, anyone who hasn't seen it must, has many words that they don't even use in London like jog on it also has words that have to definitions

"A snortin', boozin', barney of a film - totally infectious."

"A nose-bursting blow to the senses."

****, Andrew Woods, Loaded
What people say about the film

by Ian Parker November 1, 2004

fagtot

An insult used by people who need to express deeper feeling than a faggot. Fagtot is like saying they have an IQ of 2 and cant function as a human being.

EXAMPLE.
Dave: Have you seen Venom?
John: yeah he's a Fagtot.

by Ckkjk June 17, 2016

Play-Doo Fun Factory

A strap on apparatus for the anus that allows for solid waste to be extruded in fun shapes such as stars or spaghetti.

Ginger and I spiced up our normal Cleavland Steamer party this weekend by adding a Play-doo Fun Factory into the mix. My shit never looked so creative as a it did when the pile of steamy spaghetti settled between her breasts.

by The Nuge3 October 28, 2008

German Sausage Factory

A nightclub or party at which males outnumber females several times over. Resulting in the few females present recieving lots of unwanted male attention and in turn leaving themselves, thus intensifying the effect.

Fackin hell, where are all the ladies at? Its like a German Sausage Factory in here!

by robricciardi June 11, 2011

Fantoosh

A word used mainly by Scottish people to show their extreme pleasure. Can be used for anything, but it's main use is when talking about lusting after male celebs.

That Kit Harington is totally fantoosh! I'd totally ride him.

by fishcake71 January 22, 2012

Catalonian Sausage Factory

A group of guys set up a conveyor belt and defecate on it, preferably with big liquidy shits, they then tie their penis' to the belt so they become covered in the shit, they guy whose cock seems least covered in shit has to suck all the other guys off and clean their cocks of shit, then has the conveyor belt re-routed so all the shit falls into his mouth.

Girl 1: Si your mouth tastes really weird today, I dont want to kiss you any more

Guy 1: Sorry Anisha me and the boys set up an Catalonian Sausage Factory last night, and my cock is so small I couldnt get it fully covered in shit

Girl 1: What the fuck thats sick, i'm dumping you, i wanna date that hot guy you sit next to

Guy 1: Shit man, if only I hadnt agreed ot that Catalonian Sausage Factory... What am i saying, its the best fucking thign ever

by Reverend Pope September 11, 2009

Fagtor

Another name for a homosexual actor.

Hey man, check out that gay bar. I saw some fagtors hanging around that area. I think one of them was Neil Patrick Harris

by EddieVeder May 1, 2010