protein shower

When you ejaculate all over a women.

"Yeah that hooker I took home smelled like shit so I gave her a protein shower"

by Chad Horn August 21, 2007

Birthday Shower

When ur friend smells rly bad and u don’t know how to tell them bc they’re sensitive so on their birthday u trick them into taking one bc u can’t stand to be around them any longer

“Dino, birthday shower!”
“What?”
“It’s your birthday, why don’t you try taking a shower for a change?”
“But I already did that.”
“Do it again.”

by Sorrydino April 15, 2019

Nap shower

U take a nap while you are in the shower

I’m going go take a Nap Shower.

by lil Blxzzy November 9, 2019

Nature’s Shower

The process of bathing in a female’s orgasmic ejaculate juices.

I was running short on time to get ready for work, so I had my girl give me a Nature’s Shower.

by Assassin1091 May 29, 2021

Shower Cock

An impressively large penis sufficient to hold its own when viewed by one's peers in the shower.

'S'truth that bloke has some serious shower cock!'

'If you're going to bathe in those hot springs you'll need a decent shower cock if you don't want to be laughed at.'

'I won't walk right for a week - he was packing some monstrous shower cock.'

by StrangelySane November 14, 2012

duck shower

Going in the shower and splashing water on oneself for a quick clean like a duck. Shampoo and soap is optional but the shower must be below 2 minutes.

"I just took a duck shower."
"A what?"
"You know... A shower that was really quick in like 2 minutes. Like a duck."

by Drycolt April 14, 2014

Pat Shower

A Pat (pits, ass, and taint) shower is a quick and refreshing shower in which you jump in the shower just to wash your pits, ass, and taint because the lack of time for a full shower.

Hold on dude, let me take a quick pat shower before we head out to the bar.

by Laverne&Shirley October 16, 2008