concrete breakfast

to get so drunk that you wake up the following morning after sleeping face down on the ground outside
fuck man thats a lot of booze im gunna end up having a concrete breakfast tommorow
by the lazy domski June 14, 2011
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breakfast rail

When you scrape up all the left over coke or meth off your card, razor blade, mirror, and/or scrape out your pipe frosties to do a line or rail after a night of partying or when you have nothing left and are making a last ditch effort to get high.
"Dude, I smoked up all my stash last night, I had to do a breakfast rail just to make it to work this morning."
by Teekums September 01, 2017
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Afghani breakfast

When you get up in the morning and you go to the cupboard, while you still have a woody, and to your surprise you accidentally blow your load while holding an IED while you fuck your goat and you shout out "Jiminy Freakin Crickets".
That morning was so weird it felt like I had an Afghani breakfast.
by cfthirteen June 11, 2017
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breakfast and study

Similar to Netflix and Chill for more sophisticated individuals who desire the desire the consumption of breakfast materials (i.e. Bagels, Bacon, Flax Granola, Cereal, Yogurt, Eggs, Vegetables) while they indulge in intellectual stimulation through studying together in pairs or groups. (Not to be confused with pears and grapes.)
Hey Katie, wanna Breakfast and Study in the morning? - Clarissa
by Felix is cool December 10, 2015
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Breakfast head

When you wake up in the morning and your spouse starts giving you head before you even speak
My girlfriend gave me the best breakfast head I've ever had this morning.
by Breakfast head November 01, 2021
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super breakfast

Any food which is prepared and eaten between 2:30 and 4:00 in the morning.
I'm so depressed I'm having super breakfast in every meal
by Gaben icespear July 05, 2023
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toddlers breakfast

The result of a particularly messy sexual endevour
I smashed your mum last night, by the time I'd finished she resembled a toddlers breakfast
by TheFerretsWheels March 16, 2016
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