five way

A mix of crack cocaine, heroin, methamphetamine, rohypnol and booze.

"Five way every day. That's what they say."

by the educator December 12, 2014

five cents

something cheap, lame or has no value.

"like my new ride?"

"oh five cents"

by Ezy Garcia December 9, 2007

Five Mule Kart

a girls ass so big it would take 5 mules to pull it.

Check out that girl over there, thats a five mule kart.
Katie has a five mule kart.

by Five Mule Kart Krew January 14, 2008

five toed sloth

Someone who is exceptional slow. Especially when running or in hand-eye coordination.

"Jack's a good athelete."
"Yeah, he's coordinated, but he's so slow he looks like a five toed sloth."

by Legbah February 4, 2008

five toed sloth

Somebody who is incredibly lazy, always late, doesn't like to move, or is just slow in general.

it originates from the animals, the two-toed and three-toed sloths.

"'shit dude, Jed said he'd be here three hours ago, do you think he's ok?'

'man, he's fine, he's always late; he's like a fuckin' five toed sloth or something'"

by fivetoedsloth October 5, 2009

Five Pound Mud Hat

:1) To be having such a shitty day that you feel like you're wearing a Five Pound Mud Hat. 2) To be on the receiving end of a tubgirl. 3) To have your head so far up your ass that you're wearing a Five Pound Mud Hat.

And she was all, "you want me to give you a Five Pound Mud Hat?" And I was like, "wtf's a Five Pound Mud Hat?" And then she said, "why don't you look it up on urbandictionary.com ass hole."

by MudHatter June 26, 2010

Five gay guys

One Direction

Hey, did you hear that new song by those five gay guys?

by CarcinoGenisist March 10, 2016