When a female defecates on her hands and proceeds to use her hands to pleasure a man in the groin region.
by HunterMurph97 June 16, 2015
Get the mud fap mug.The dead end one experiences on finding that an attractive woman friend of a friend has no photos, or high privacy settings on their facebook profile. From "Cul-de-sac" - dead end road and "Fap" to enjoy oneself too much looking at porn.
"Oooh, look at her… I wonder if she has any hot Ibiza holiday pics… NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Cul-de-fap! :((("
by j4ckplu9 June 18, 2012
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Get the 4am fap mug.When someone masturbates inaudibly.
by dirtysavant February 11, 2012
Get the golf fap mug.Vigorously masturbating in the back of a taxi cab, preceding a monster load shot on the back of the seat, without having to worry about cleanup.
by bonerclub22 January 2, 2010
Get the Taxi-fap mug.It's where instead of holding your shaft like a normal man, you hold it sideways and wave it about like a gangsta would hold his probably illegal pistol.
Latifa- Jerome! Did you gangsta fap again? There is semen everywhere!
Jerome- Latifa! You know that gangsta fap is the life for me.
Jerome- Latifa! You know that gangsta fap is the life for me.
by Jerome666Gangsta March 22, 2013
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