mud fap

When a female defecates on her hands and proceeds to use her hands to pleasure a man in the groin region.

"Yo, Katy gave me the nastiest mud fap last night!"

by HunterMurph97 June 16, 2015

Cul-de-fap

The dead end one experiences on finding that an attractive woman friend of a friend has no photos, or high privacy settings on their facebook profile. From "Cul-de-sac" - dead end road and "Fap" to enjoy oneself too much looking at porn.

"Oooh, look at her… I wonder if she has any hot Ibiza holiday pics… NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Cul-de-fap! :((("

by j4ckplu9 June 18, 2012

Septiembre sin fap

The spanish analogy for No nut november

Hey dude, are you doing the No nut november?
No cabro pa mi es el septiembre sin fap.

by MrTuberia September 1, 2021

4am fap

when you're masturbating at 4am and it's just like
"ugh"

"last night i did the ol' 4am fap"

"sorry bro"

by leadpainter August 25, 2014

golf fap

When someone masturbates inaudibly.

Bob was golf fapping while I was sleeping in his room.

by dirtysavant February 11, 2012

Taxi-fap

Vigorously masturbating in the back of a taxi cab, preceding a monster load shot on the back of the seat, without having to worry about cleanup.

"Yo, Clark, you'd never believe that awesome taxi-fap I just threw down in that yellow cab."

by bonerclub22 January 2, 2010

Gangsta Fap

It's where instead of holding your shaft like a normal man, you hold it sideways and wave it about like a gangsta would hold his probably illegal pistol.

Latifa- Jerome! Did you gangsta fap again? There is semen everywhere!
Jerome- Latifa! You know that gangsta fap is the life for me.

by Jerome666Gangsta March 22, 2013