Insta-Family

When a man marries a woman who already has children.

So how come Rob doesn't hang out anymore?

Dude he got married a month ago and now has 3 kids.

3 kids!!??!!

Yeah he got an Insta-Family!

by The Real Tron 12345 April 4, 2009

make you famous

To kill you, where your fame comes from being on the front page of a newspaper or lead story on TV news as the victim of an especially brutal or high profile murder.

I'm about to make you famous, person-who-has-disrespected-me!

by voke November 30, 2009

family force 5

a great band, that is pretty cool man, you should listen to them

Let's listen to some of dem Family Force 5.

by family force 5 June 24, 2006

Famine Resistant

A "plump" or otherwise "healthy" sample from female human species that can withstand the consumption of food until well into the next ice age.

"Dont even think of getting with her yo, she looks to be Famine Resistant!

by Nate-Dog March 9, 2008

Famoos

When you’re so famous you don’t even need to spell it right

We are so Famoos
I know right

by The Superior and The Spesh May 19, 2021

Family Meeting

A Family Meeting is when a disgruntled mother decides she would like to gather the family for a pointless discussion. Typically, the rest of the family will do everything in their power to avoid this meeting.

Mom called for a family meeting this evening after finding out tommy was smoking a fat blunt in his bedroom and Dad was gone for three days unannounced.

by Asterisk Potato October 14, 2023

air-family

Describes fake closeness created between people, in school or work environments, that dissolves when someone leaves.

Frank: Why don't I see you with John anymore?

Ann: Now that he graduated it appears he was just air-family.

by Amy-Deane May 11, 2008