The Aluminum Falcon is when a man uses common or household aluminum foil to create an 'on-the-spot' condom. The aluminum foil acts as a physical barrier between the 'man mixture' and the poon.
the art of aluminum falconry is judged upon: Contraceptive ability, Comfort, Sexual pleasure and disposability of human (doesnt have to be) jizz.
Often used in situations where the couple is so horny that they absolutely must have sex in their kitchen.
The plastic falcon places plastic wrap in place of foil. Plastic wrap may substitute foil. But is undesirable because of the chance of it falling off.
The name derives from the "falcon" being a euphemism for a males member and the "aluminum" for obvious reasons.
the art of aluminum falconry is judged upon: Contraceptive ability, Comfort, Sexual pleasure and disposability of human (doesnt have to be) jizz.
Often used in situations where the couple is so horny that they absolutely must have sex in their kitchen.
The plastic falcon places plastic wrap in place of foil. Plastic wrap may substitute foil. But is undesirable because of the chance of it falling off.
The name derives from the "falcon" being a euphemism for a males member and the "aluminum" for obvious reasons.
Person 1: "Damn, last night Katie was so horny she insisted on doing it on the dishwasher,"
Person 2: "You use protection?"
Person 1: "Well... yeah, i didn't have any condoms so i wrapped my junk in foil;"
Person 2: "Wow. What like an Aluminum Falcon?"
Person 1: "yeah"
*high five and gain respect for each other*
Person 2: "You use protection?"
Person 1: "Well... yeah, i didn't have any condoms so i wrapped my junk in foil;"
Person 2: "Wow. What like an Aluminum Falcon?"
Person 1: "yeah"
*high five and gain respect for each other*
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A Norwegian retired male model and reality TV participant in the Norwegian edition of "Survivor". Now a TV host, record producer and book publishing agent. He is known in Norway as "Riksklysa" (eng. translation: "national slimy") because of his outspokenness during "Survivor"
He is also known for making unusual record deals. One example is when he promised to pay some artists with a bag of his privately owned pornographic movies instead of paying them money. He is also known for calling a girl "FHM chubby" in the TV series "Norway's Next Top Model" as a comment to one of her photographs.
He is also known for making unusual record deals. One example is when he promised to pay some artists with a bag of his privately owned pornographic movies instead of paying them money. He is also known for calling a girl "FHM chubby" in the TV series "Norway's Next Top Model" as a comment to one of her photographs.
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I falco'd you last game.
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I was like falcoknight on BF2, i mean i OWNED EVERYONE!
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I was like falcoknight on BF2, i mean i OWNED EVERYONE!
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Dude 1 "Who's that man flying that hang glider through the streets!?"
Dude 2 "Oh thats Mark he's in to falconry, loves hunting birds!"
Dude 3 "He never catches any though!"
Dude 2 "Oh thats Mark he's in to falconry, loves hunting birds!"
Dude 3 "He never catches any though!"
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by max May 10, 2005
Get the falco lombardi mug.An extremely homosexual man who lives in a large house, unoficcialy known as "Roxanne", who likes to keep a can of mixed nuts in his room, and surf every weekend because he thinks it is really gnarly. A Falcon also rather enjoys being inappropriately gay with his friends and fudgepacking. Another charecteristic of a Falcon is to play way too much Super Smath Bros. Brawl, and buy video game systems to play free trials that you can download on them, and not buy any games.
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