FAFF-FRO

Teenage boy haircut that requires tongs wax, powder, pubescent testosterone levels and an under-developed prefrontal cortex to get just right.

Bro, your faff-fro is mid. Need mo-wax

by MF_Zumerset March 6, 2026

fafuzz

fine as fuck huzz

so its like a really pretty lady

"Daaaaamn. She a fafuzz."

by lil dee named syph February 26, 2025

Faff

The act of pleasuring the female sexual organ

Gotta go have a faff before the olds rock up

by Krimson10 March 7, 2025

FAFOism

The absolute need to Fuck Around and Find Out the hard way that your are stupid and your actions have heavy consequences

People that voted for the orange stain, like the ones in Nebraska, have let their racism blind their judgement, now they are facing bankruptcy, in other words, FAFOISM !

by IONIC March 7, 2025

FAFOfreude

Taking pleasure in seeing people who have fucked around finding out. Similar to schadenfreude (taking pleasure in the misery of others).

I experienced great FAFOfreude when MAGA hats became twice as expensive due to high tariffs on Chinese imports; for example, hats.

by und1sk0 April 7, 2025

FAFO

Fck around, find out. Perfect example: sea of conquest, server 566, MAD gang.

Mad FAFO'D courtesy of minx.

by Spiderminx April 12, 2025

Faffgoblin

1. A meddling, passive-aggressive creature of inefficiency, summoned wherever pointless bureaucracy, overcomplicated systems, or excessive email threads arise.
2. A person who compulsively over-organizes trivial tasks, often obstructing progress with performative productivity and “just looping you in” energy.

“I was this close to finishing the project—then Gary dropped in with a three-page feedback doc and CC’d six managers. Absolute faffgoblin.”

“We spent four hours discussing fonts. Total faffgoblin vibes.”

“Don’t let them faffgoblin your flow—just hit send.”

by MC McCancel June 13, 2025