Evan Mears

To be so awesome and smoke so much weed you wont believe.

Evan Mears is the man!

by evan22 November 16, 2011

Evan Marshall

A sweet sexy, very romantic person who always seems to put a smile on his face despite how he feels. He is a talented athletic and theatrical prodigy with the ability to make it anywhere in life. Family first is what he lives by and he never disappoints. May have a huge ego and know how to be cocky with it but he never looks down at some one always walking with an extended hand pulling them up. Once you fall in love with an Evan there's no going back

I can't do this I'm still in love with Evan Marshall

by cant_justify October 12, 2014

Drippy evan

Drippy evan... know has a really delegated person on discord he is looking forward to becoming a discord developer.. evan is also bros with thatc00kie on tiktok

Drippy evan went to go record a video with thatc00kie

by Johnny719 April 2, 2021

Evan Edinger

The American-British YouTuber. Born and raised in Southern New Jersey, he is plays the ukulele, is in love with Alex Day, enjoys speaking in third person, and is 6'4". His accomplishments include being verified on Twitter, getting a Bachelor's in Mathematics and Statistics, having a lovely beard during revision, taking far too many selfies, releasing a song entitled "Capo Kissing," breaking the elevator at VidCon, and being extremely fantastic.

I met Evan Edinger while at Vidcon.

by 6.28318530717958 November 14, 2013

bob evans

When man stands at edge of bed while girl slides under him from behind, pulls his dick down with her mouth and sucks him off while power drives her face until he cums.

That hoe gave brad a Bob Evans and decided to stick her finger up his ass.

by william thomas 13 November 26, 2011

Evan Bayes

Reference to unpopular highschooler by the name Evan Bayes. Term used to describe a situation when someone jokingly says something gay but sounds serious and makes you question there sexuality.

JIm - " Damn Jay your ass looks good in them jeans"
Jay - " Come on man don't pull an Evan Bayes "
James - " Yea dude, I'm praying your straight and just joking"

by MysteryMan03 August 27, 2020

evan hoffman

Evan Hoffman is a very good looking guy. He wins girls from his looks and the way he talks. One thing about Evan Hoffman is that everybody makes him seem nastier then he actually is. Evan Hoffman is consider a fuckboy at school and everyone will judge you if u go for him. One major thing to know about Evan Hoffman is that he will try to get in your pants he also goes for hoes from other schools if he can’t get anyone from his school. Evan Hoffman is basically a pretty boy and he will most likely win you over.

Evan Hoffman is the biggest hoe at our school.

by Boone exposed September 15, 2018