A common name usually given to white males with dark brown hair, Massive testicles, a beautifully smooth, and thick cock. As a teen He will usually be found in your Girlfriends, or teenage daughters bedroom, and sometimes he will wrestle your girlfriend or daughter on the kitchen table naked...yes the one that you paid for and serve the food you worked hard to buy to feed your family. In other words he is a better version of you. He’s the alpha your the toddler
Girl 1: have you met the new kid Ethan???
Girl 2: omg yes I have. I also met his Big Thick Cock.
Girl 1: that’s why I asked, you weren’t the first or only one sis
Girl 2: omg yes I have. I also met his Big Thick Cock.
Girl 1: that’s why I asked, you weren’t the first or only one sis
by Alice Shannon February 24, 2021
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan is a white guy he is sexy and nice he will beat anyone's ass if they touch his girlfriend he has a big dick and all the girls love him he will always be there for you don't forget it and he loves his girlfriend Ilyr
My name isEthan
by Slay.eden July 25, 2017
Get the Ethanmug. Ethans are amazing. Theyou will do anything, for you, at anytime. All the ladies want him, and they are lucky to have him. I had an Ethan, but I broke up with him. This was the worst decision I ever made. I have wanted him back ever since, and anyone who has him is so so so so lucky. I love you Ethan 💙
by AoifeW. October 10, 2018
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan is one of the hottest guys you will ever meet he is tall and handsome has a nice jaw line, cheek bones, eyes that have a amazing green tint and buy the time he is 16 a super hot body, he can be kind and understanding or a absolute asshat depending on how serious the situation is, Ethan is also a excellent judge of character and is excellent at sorting out conflicts.
see that guy , must be a Ethan
Ethan made me so pissed, try not to take it to hart it was just banter
Ethan made me so pissed, try not to take it to hart it was just banter
by Endmysufferingjakepaulismydad August 19, 2017
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan is an amazing person. He can make you laugh and smile. He can make the worst days the best. His smile is extremely contagious. His hugs is something you will dream about. When he hugs you , you will feel safe and secure. His hugs make you feel like your the only person in the world that matters. When he says he loves you , he means with all his heart. When you are holding his hand you will never want to let go. Every time you kiss him it feels like the first time. If you are with Ethan let him know how amazing he is and never, ever let him go. Because if you do, you will regret it forever.
Girl 1: " I never want to lose Ethan. He is amazing!!!!"
Girl 2: " YOU ARE SOOO LUCKY!!! You better not let him go!!"
Girl 2: " YOU ARE SOOO LUCKY!!! You better not let him go!!"
by Slagle Bagel<3 June 2, 2018
Get the Ethanmug. A gay person who wants to say the cringiest comebacks worse than the grade 7 who thinks their cool. The only good thing when Ethan is around is you know you are smarter for once.
by SlimmyTimmy. March 20, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. An ugly, selfish, controlling fag whose teeth are bigger than the universe. If he hugs you, take a shower. He has boobs even though he isn't a girl. He's fatter than me, and I have proof. Basically just an all around shit.
Ethan, I hate you.
by actualslut222 March 2, 2019
Get the Ethanmug.