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This name is for someone who will love you with all their heart and is legit the nicest person but if you break up with them or stop your friendship they will not be texting you back, asking to be friends again, talking to you, or anything else. Prepare for your entire relationship to end. Because they don’t need time or an apology. Their mind is made up on the spot.
Me: “evan I’m sorry about what I did can we please be friends again”

Evan: “that’s great…” *walks away*
Evan by Lily the sunflower March 21, 2023
Finest fucker out there and has a huge cock and loves women
i love evan
Evan by imhimoo4 April 19, 2023
Evan is a wonderful, loving, cute, handsome, funny guy. He loves to cuddle and have a good time. He loves watching cute movies together as a couple and is a big big big munch. He usually has a mullet that he really pulls off. His mullet is the most gracious and perfect of all time.

You don’t want to miss out on an Evan.
“I love how cool Evan is!”
Evan by catmuncher132 May 25, 2023
Evan the type of guy to have a hugeeeee cock absolutely massive if you see Ann evan just know he is a simp. also if u see an even always remember they love girls who are emotionally unstable and they like to be fucked in the ass
Person a: omg look at Evan over there

Person B: OMG NO WAY HE BROKE MY BACK LAST NIGHT WITH HIS FAT COCK!!!
Evan by Lenlen June 11, 2023
Evan is the kinda guy to try and steal your wife from you, he will do anything to make them cheat on you. Evan is a hopeless romantic who tries to rizz up everyone he sees but fails. When someone interested in him he says no.
"Evans a nerd who just tried to steal my wife"
Evan by VamPLorDyT June 13, 2023