Happy Evasive Bachelor

A man who is satisfied and content with the single lifestyle, in spite of having many opportunities to be involved in a romantic relationship.

Don't bother trying to get Steve to date Alicia. He's a happy evasive bachelor.

by Chad Apollo December 29, 2020

Chris Evans

the daddiest of all the famous chrises.

chris evans is a daddy. periodt.

by gothgillian May 25, 2019

Evan Peters

The sexiest man on the planet

Thomas : What's your biggest dream?
Me : That Evan Peters eats me out.

by queen of everything August 19, 2014

Chris Evans

Chris Evans is a beautiful American GOD, he is both sexy and adorable and loves dogs, his favourite pass times include, being in a constant photoshoot, and hanging out with his buddy (dog) Dodger
(He is also Captain America so that’s a plus)

WOW I WOULD BANG THE FRICK OUT OF CHRIS EVANS

I would let Chris Evans plow me down

I would climb Chris Evans like a tree

Daddy = Chris Evans

by Jasmineshae June 16, 2019

Evan Mathis

One of the best guards in the NFL for the Philadelphia Eagles. Andy Reid supporter. Twitter comedian. Temple Run Magician. Proclaimed idiot. Journeyman. Wants Katy Perry in the worst way. Will eventually catch a TD pass from Michael Vick.

Evan Mathis can block, but he can also trend on Twitter with the snap of a finger. Chuck Norris fears him.

by PhreshPhillies January 7, 2012

evak

literally the best ship in the world don't test me on this.

the power couple who conquered everything; mental illness, internalized homophobia, magnus' ignorant comments, extremely religious parents, cheese toasties.

*glances at friends laptop which has google drive open
**cries in norwegian
me- "OMIgod DOo you watch SKAMMM!!!!!!!! Omigod eVAK, Omigod KArdEmoMMe.
friend - wut??

by carribeanjerkbbq June 13, 2017

Chris Evans

Chris Evans is one of the hottest actors ever he plays captain america like a boss
Chris Evans is so hot and cute all at the same time

he is the guy girls want to date and boys want to be

My sister is obsessed with Chris Evans

by short green giraffe April 18, 2019