anal ding

The event in which your smartphone's Facebook messenger app makes a dinging sound causing you to check said message only to discover a conversation about anal sex. In that conversation, the word "ding" is now a reference to that event. Further, the use of the word "dong" as a reply to an anal dinging adds further hilarity as this is a reference to the male genitalia often used for the aforementioned anal sex.

"I was at work and got an anal ding. This brought a smile to my face."

by Cali Jester March 6, 2014

Schmling Ding

When one person is out played or even mugged off in any form they have received the 'Schmling ding'.

Jerry- *slips while trying to trip someone over*
Victim- *laughs* you just got the schmling ding bitch

by Bagaack December 8, 2016

Spacalaca ding dong

A fucking stupid person

Billy:"Jimmy you are such a spacalaca ding dong"
Jimmy:"i know i know"

by Sexi_mexi18 March 7, 2017

Shmong-Ding

To completely destroy your opponents hopes and dreams on the golf course

Man he is probably crying in the showers after the Shmong-Ding he got on the course today!.

by Tigers White Brother April 19, 2017

kappa ding dong

Random word pronounced as a sign of pure randomness.It can be for agreeing,for denying and even for a neutral opinion!Sharing this word with your friends brings a closer relationship,but dont share this sacred word with strangers cause it'll make you look like a foreign unicorn from outer space!

Friend:Wanna go eat lunch?
Me: Kappa ding dong!

by xR3XXAR May 27, 2017

anvil ding

A noise that very frequently pisses off lolitsalex, and is a result of a scum bag spamming an anvil on a claim that they do not have perms on.

FREAKING IDIOT ! ANVIL DING GETTING BANNED KID

by bareweed June 5, 2017

virgin ding

Another term for giving it to a first timer (virgin)

Dude I virgin dinged last night brah.

by Qwerty34475 June 19, 2017