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Call of duty

You know that one game that every 60 year old child moelester plays o get some crispy toes. Oh also where there’s tents everywhere cause everyone camps. Wait, also the second you spawn the whole us army is up your ass trying to kill you.
Person 1 (jimmy):call of duty is gay
Person 2 (Thomas): and that’s when Thomas called bullshit and took out his rpg-7 in the middle of class for his tidies.
by Toesucker112 February 12, 2020
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Duty Wafting

When you fart and it smells like doodoo because you need to poop
Yo dude I'm totally duty wafting right now
by Seattlepeoples420 February 16, 2020
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Call of Duty

The game you play when you’re depressed, or have nothing better to do.
Bill: “hey do you play Call of Duty”
Jerald: I’ve played it before but it just kinda gets old after an hour or two of playi...
Bill: “yeah it a pretty great game, you should play it sometime. It only cost 60$ and about 15$ per new DLC. I would highly recommend it really deep and dramatic campaigns. Did I tell you about my guns yet?”
by Fleatings May 8, 2020
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Call of Duty

The reason why guys cry, when you play Call of Duty with the boys you can have the time of you're life. Its also a good way to keep you're virginity. #VIRGINITY ROCKS
Oi fuckheads, lets go play some fackin Call of Duty Black ops right now.

In game chat: noobmaster69: Mate you fuckin suck at this game

Guccicocker420: Bro you're cock is the size of a tic tac

noobmaster69: Thats why you're moms breath smells so good
When you see that one guy with the Japanese letters you know you're fucked
by jawspinner September 28, 2020
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Yard Duty

Some bitch ass mother fucker who doesn't let the boys play tackle football.
Types of Yard Duties:
Midget Yard Duty: Pain in the ass
All others: Mother Fuckers
by UnLxckyy October 5, 2020
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call of duty

a place where you can get called a n-word, get quick-scoped. ect. but its also a place made by activision who are gay for keep on making that gay game GO PLAY FORTNITE NIGGAS!!!!!
me?:yo what you playing?

him: call of duty

me: that gay ass game? why not fortnite

him; that the real gay game

me; get out of my house.
by chip dip dick tickler January 31, 2023
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Call Of Duty: Mobile

A game where if you get better at going against tryhards, the bots get better to. make sure your ammo is loaded and your HP is up because the bots WILL find you without even acknowledging you from across the map.
Example 1

Me- *waste a whole mag from the m16
Bot- Shoots the floor
Me- *Dies from a headshot.
Also me- WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
And also me- Welp. never tryhard in Call Of Duty: Mobile ever again
by SkyscrprzTV February 16, 2023
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