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dutch mustang

The Dutch mustang is when your lady puts on wooden shoes and then bends over while you fuck her from behind. The shoes make it sound like you are a riding a horse through the streets of Amsterdam.
She sounded just like a Dutch mustang.
by Chucktatorship May 2, 2018
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Dutch Inhaler

"That bitch got a nice ass im tryna give her a dutch inhaler"
by EmptyAnnex August 22, 2018
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Dutch facial

Placing the space between the scrotum and the anus on the face of target and clenching.
Hey hold him down while I give him a Dutch facial.
by DKSTBBRL! November 17, 2019
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Dutches plan

"WHATS THE GOT DAYUM PLAN DUTCH" says Aurther
"TAHITI" Dutch says for the 10000000000000000000000000000000 time today
Dutches plan is a plan where Dutch from Red Dead Redemption 2 has literally no clue what his plan is and uses it as an excuse to by a condo for him and Micah to make sweet love in when the first part of rdr2 is over
by Vector X3 November 9, 2020
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dutch regatta

similar to the dutch rudder, the dutch regatta is a "circle jerk" in which everyone holds their own junk and with the other hand you jerk the arm of the guy to your right (or left depending on your circle's choice).
you guys wanna come over to my house, turn on some porn and have a dutch regatta tonight?
by skeetonyourface October 16, 2012
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dutch windowcleaner

The art of farting on a cold window and licking off the condensation.
What Bill never expected was to perform a Dutch windowcleaner in midwinter.
by Nero the Fox November 5, 2013
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Dutch Landing

When you accidentally Dutch oven yourself when going to take a shit. Occurs when you're standing in front of the toilet to pull your pants down and then you fart... then you immediately sit down on the toilet to shit but your face is now where your butt just was when you just farted a couple seconds earlier.
Goddamn it, I had two cups of coffee and a bowl of yogurt with fiber cereal this morning and had to shit really bad. Then I inadvertently gave myself a Dutch Landing.
by G. Godsey February 24, 2023
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