Mummy dong

A churro with no filling

I put that mummy dong in my mouth because I like the taste.

by Dongster January 17, 2013

Golden Dong

The ten inch gold plated dildo that is awarded yearly to the victor of Destroy Dick December}.

"Dude, did you hear it?! David won triple d, hes about to be awarded the golden dong!"

by Synth 2 September 8, 2019

Mia DOng

我的媽呀！

Mia Dong 我的媽呀！

by 波羅 January 14, 2023

saggy dong

The man the myth the legend who wears tight pajama pants that define the lines of his penis, hence the name saggy dong.

"Senior saggy dong sold me some crack last ween behind Walmart "

by Duck pickle May 10, 2016

whopper dong

a big ass fuckin dick

sally: “yo that dude had a whopper dong “
jessica: wow

by faggotwithoneg December 21, 2017

Dong Brow

Someone acting like an exceptionally big asshole. Worse than both an asshole and dickhead.

Wow bro, why would you do that? That's a real dong brow move, I swear!

Shut up dong brow, I don't want to hear it.

by armchair_hero April 23, 2019

Dong-crete

Dried and hardened semen.

After a full night of love making, my sheets were crusty with dong-crete.

by fishless12 August 19, 2016