Mentos Diet Coke Magic

When you're having sex with a girl doggystyle and right when you're about to finish you grab a diet coke bottle in each hand, you open them up and stick a mentos in each, and as they blow, you stick one in her ass and give her an enema while you finish on her back and stick the other between your legs as it explodes right in her face like Old Faithful.

I was banging Shirley doggystyle last night, and she was complaining she was constipated, so I pepped her bowels right up with some Mentos Diet Coke Magic!

by WaxyDouglass June 26, 2010

diet mentos

when you put diet coke or pepsi with mentos
and most of us know what happens, its funny
people started record it

dude, look at You Tube theres so many Diet Mentos vids
check em out

by C1J August 7, 2006

Air Force Cadet Cum Diet

The Air Force Cadet Cum Diet (AFCCD) is the rapid way a cadet can lose ten pounds over a weekend -- the cadet eats nothing but the cumshots of other cadets he gets from sucking their dicks and swallowing their loads -- by Sunday night, the cadet is ten pounds lighter and is shitting cum.

When I need to lose a few pounds quickly, I go on the Air Force Cadet Cum Diet - but I'm always hungry for more dick to suck!

by USAF Cadet July 7, 2021

diet coke

A bastardised decaffinated and low joule version of the best soft drink in the universe.

Can also be used as an insult:

"You are the diet coke of evil" - Mike Myers, Austin Powers.

"You diet coke sir, taste like ass"

by Lucifer February 26, 2005

diet catholic

catholicism without the god.

Anne is diet catholic because she doesn't believe in god, but she likes catholic traditions.

by annemark August 4, 2006

DiaTH

A common nickname for Professor Layton (From Professor Layton and the Curious Village, a game developed by Level-5, for the Nintendo DS)

Stands for: Douche in a Top Hat

He's making you solve puzzles for him again? What a DiaTH!

by He is Not! February 25, 2008

Diet Coke

The diet version of a carbonated soft drink made by Coca-cola (formerly known as Coke)
Although not yet proven, many doctors feel that some of the sugar substitutes may cause cancer
hence, the commonly used term "cancer in a bottle"

"Doctor, why has my husband gotten cancer??"

"I'm sorry Jane, it appears that he has recently been drinking Diet Coke"

by defiler19 April 11, 2010