Someone who will not sit their ass down no matter how many times you instruct them too. Usually do their state of intoxication or lack or common sense.
The designated standee stood up the whole trip regardless of how many times I told her due to safety regulations.
by Super Conductor December 7, 2010
Get the Designated Standee mug.the person who stays sober at a party, club, etc. and keeps his/her friends from hookin up with grenades, landmines, or just someone ( or people) they shouldn`t
Ronnie: Yo bro mad people are hittin up karma tonight, lets go.
Mike: Cool
Ronnie: But bro, Sam`s gonna be there
Mike: That`s cool, i`ll be your designated cockblocker
Mike: Cool
Ronnie: But bro, Sam`s gonna be there
Mike: That`s cool, i`ll be your designated cockblocker
by Android23 January 24, 2011
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Poser: I fucking LOVE Evanescence!
True metal fan: You've never heard Epica's "Design Your Universe", have you?
Poser: Who's Epica?
True metal fan: (Beats the shit out of the poser)
True metal fan: You've never heard Epica's "Design Your Universe", have you?
Poser: Who's Epica?
True metal fan: (Beats the shit out of the poser)
by IDontLikeJigaboos May 6, 2011
Get the Design your Universe mug.Noun: A person assigned to dance with another person whom attract dubious and sketchy drunk guys trying to rape them on the dance floor.
Girl 1: Oh my gosh, here come those sketchy guys!!
Guy#1: I'm the designated dancer, I'll make them go away.
Guy#1: I'm the designated dancer, I'll make them go away.
by yourdesignateddancer May 24, 2011
Get the Designated Dancer mug.When a cocksure arrogant baby-boomer architect (your boss) defiantly exclaims (yelling, with veins popping out of his neck and temples) that he would NEVER design anything resembling what you have just handed him...which is exactly what he gave you to draw the day before.
The arrogant prick has designheimers again, he doesn't remember that he's drawn this same detail for the last ten years. He's been born anew every morning like Frosty the Snowman, except instead of "Happy Birthday" he says, "Every minute that I can't make up my mind, you're costing me money"
by obscuredvisionary June 30, 2011
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by facebook_junkie October 2, 2011
Get the designer happy mug.Noticing the over use of a design style or font in use in popular culture, which leads graphic designers to mental fatigue and despair. Severe cases result in murder/suicides using metal etched Helvetica letting, art deco lamps of slender women holding opaque spheres above their heads and starbursts containing the word 'New'.
Suzi exclaimed "Oh Brad! I just can't get over this Steampunk fad we've got at the moment. It's giving me serious Design Despair. If I see one more flyer using the Coffee Tin font I'm going to destroy (insert any significant cartoon cultural icon) by giving it claws and dripping blood.
by Matt_Decker February 20, 2012
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