David

David is a gay boy. He has long brown curly hair. His nose is the size of a stove. He is very ugly and has a terrible sence of humor. If you ever meet a David, steer clear because he just wants to suck your eggplant

"Ew, is that a David??"

by flowerboygay May 31, 2018

David

A david is one of the worst people you can meet. They are typically found around alleyways dealing drugs to any person who passes him with money. كما أنه يفضل الجماع مع الأطفال

Mom: “His name is David!?! I don’t want you hanging around him.”

by ChosenChode November 14, 2019

David

David is the most annoying bitch you will ever meet. He does not take insults very well. He is so full of himself he doesnt see anyone but him. He backstabs you and is fake. He thinks he is so great and above others. He believes that it is his job to put others in their place by telling you that you suck ass when its really him that sucks ass.

You are such a david.

by geener weener April 28, 2020

David

This guy loves memes but is actually a bit of an introvert he likes playing Fortnite but sucks at it.He likes to eat shit too.

Hey im going to eat shit with david.

by CringeAF May 25, 2020

David

An amazing person thats amazing at sucking dick and being gay

Stop writing about your friends in Urban dictionary
david

by JonasF October 4, 2019

David

a little fucking fucker who just fucka fucking goats m8 chatuale and thinks he is rich but just no ps:tommy hilfiger is junk

David

by SSchchiddySchaniddy October 17, 2017

David

All david's are cute and kool.

Did you hear what her mum called david?

If its a david it must have been cute and kool!

by NotDavidOkay August 24, 2020