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noun. A nice boy who is extremely whipped when in a relationship.
David is whipped.
David by dchang March 5, 2018
That David over there has small hands!
David by Whitworth12000 January 26, 2017
Stalker who hides in bushes.
David followed me home and hid in my bushes without m6 knowledge
David by #funduringwork July 31, 2017
Hypebeast and always looking fly, David is the type of lad to fuck yo bitch and suck her toes. A scholar to heart and man of science, David spends way too much time studying bio. David got the freshest gear and the dirtiest ears. This nigga got the patchiest beard.
Shaggyass, bring dat ass here, David
David by MinecraftCreeperfag January 7, 2018
David by RiceFarmer3605 June 19, 2016
David

1. A male (normally a douche-dag) that makes plans and cancels at the last minute
2. A run of the mill d-bag

Old usage:
1. Long haired white boy

Slang:
Pulling a David
To make plans and cancel after having a friend drive across town
James: Why did you pull a David and never show up to the bar

Hitler: Whoa bro, there was a family emergency, I can't believe you would think I would do that. I have my days but I'm not a David
david by notmyrealname.mpeg September 4, 2014