A dry wiper is simply a person who prefers conventional methods of ass wiping, post taking a shit over more progressive methods, such as using either wet wipes or a bidet.
“I was almost done shitting in their bathroom and noticed they didn’t have any wet wipes behind the toilet. I’m telling you, the Robinsons are dry wipers.”
by NossiraH SivaD April 28, 2019
Get the Dry Wipermug. The way dry fit clothing smells after a year of constant exercising and washing. It shares a similar odor with a moist, unwashed taint.
Dude I could barely spot scuba Steve today at the gym. He's been rocking that cutoff tank all year and it's got the Dry Funk!!!
by T Macalicious April 29, 2014
Get the Dry Funkmug. by Irish American lassie June 26, 2018
Get the Dry shitemug. Instead of the famous act of sticking your saliva covered finger in someone's ear known as the wet willy, you stick your dry cock up a girl's asshole causing trama.
by Jfeet October 20, 2019
Get the Dry bobbymug. by aros2k May 4, 2005
Get the piece drymug. When you’re 100% wiped out, not got enough sleep in days, life has really taken its toll, you’re seeing double and feeling kinda drunk without having a sip of alcohol
by Joey1605 December 5, 2017
Get the dry-raggedmug. by some-random-guy November 17, 2018
Get the dry thursdaymug.