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by Cod3Play September 30, 2022

14 dolla balla

The epitome of baller; one who makes 14 Canadian dollars every 60 minutes of performing their managerial job at Church's Chicken on 41st and Fraser. Signs and symptoms include: wearing the same clothes every day, buying fake Oakley sunglasses from Night Market, bicep push.

"Did you see that guy in the souped up Dodge Neon? He was a 14 dolla balla."

"Sorry guys, but I make $14/hour"

by RS38DOLLABALLA April 5, 2007

Bush Dollar

A recently devalued U.S. dollar that is only worth half of what it was when Clinton ended his term.

I'm unimpressed with the new ipod - I wouldn't give a Bush Dollar for it.

by Steve Thecat October 8, 2007

dollar store cookies

the cheap gift a deadbeat dad gives his kids on his rare visits and the kids think he is a hero

My ex shows up after eight months with dollar store cookies for my son's birthday and his face lights up like he bought him a new bike.

by catwoman64 June 28, 2011

And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more

What you say at the end of a lame story, or during an awkward silence. Can be used instead of "and then I found 20 dollars" or "and that's why you never milk an ostrich"

Alana: So... I was walking yesterday, and I saw a llama. He looked at me, and then he fell asleep. So I went home because I was tired. And then I went to sleep. When I woke up it was 7:00 so I went to school

Amy:...

Alana: And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more

by TheGreatKateWeatherMachine October 30, 2011

Thirty Thousand Dollar Millionaire

A kid who gets his first adult job making thirty thousand a year and thinks he's a fucking millionaire. They usually lease a Lexus cause they can't afford the BMW or Mercedes and generally treat restaurant servers like crap.

"Look at that thirty thousand dollar millionaire snap his fingers at me. He drinks Veuve and acts like it's Cristal. I wonder if he knows I make eighty thousand a year waiting tables."

by vinosnob March 19, 2006

Silver Dollar

When you are at a strip club and you come in your pants, it leaves a silver dollar stain. You don't wanna be seen with that silver dollar.

Wear black underwear and black pants to a strip club so you don't see that silver dollar.
-Ronnie the limo driver

by ronniethelimodriver0 March 21, 2015