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dicking out

To become a dick suddenly and for no apparent reason
My boss was really dicking out tonight, intimidating the staff and being an all-around jerk for no reason.
by krillkilla January 4, 2014
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sleep dicking

The attempted misplacement of the penis while the 'unfortunate target' of the 'slip of the sausage' dreams of an uncomfortable anal experience. The unfortunate target generally wakes up complaining about having a sore bottom, to which the 'sleep dicker' pretends he has no idea.
"Bud! My ass hurts! You weren't sleep dicking were you?" "Huh? You must've rolled over on the flashlight!"
by bobtucker July 30, 2008
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skittle dicking

When you strategically place Skittles under your foreskin prior to a good blow job session so the female (or male if you're into that) gets a good mouthful of Skittles while going down on you.
Brenda: "I spat the rainbow this morning!"

Kent: "You were totally Skittle dicking Stephen last night!"
by Trent Clendenning September 15, 2009
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Sir Dickington

A name used to describe an individual who is both fancy and hungry for the cock
Wow, Sir Dickington over there sure looks flamboyant today
by teen wolf and jesus christ November 18, 2009
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ducking

Where one avoids another due to being scared or a coward.
The term 'ducking' is often used in combat sports such as boxing.
David Haye is 'ducking' the Klitschko brothers. He is a coward and/or chicken. For over two years David Haye has stated he is going to 'beat up' the two Klitschkos but doesnt want to fight them. He has made up numerous excuses not to fight them and even pulled out of a fight one week before it was scheduled.
by paulrmcf December 9, 2010
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Ducking

When a girl puts two pringles in her mouth to form the illusion of a duck's bill and procedes to insert a penis though the "duck bill".
Dude I was munching on my pringles when this bitch came up to me and asked took two of them and started ducking me.
by Zuraxs Blows August 10, 2009
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dicking around

Stuffing around. Generally messing around without any real purpose (except possibly avoidance).
Stop dicking around and back me some pie.
by Stuart October 31, 2003
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