Dildo Baggins

A troll who lives in a cold cave surrounded by pussy of all shapes and sizes. He only comes out for sustenance and to empty his refuse bins.

Yo, I never see that kid anymore.

Yeah, he really turned into a Dildo Baggins after he got that VR Headset and all those cats.

by BigMike86 November 23, 2021

Dildo Boy

A dumbass fuckboy who calls himself a sigma when really he just looks like a bleached asshole, literally.

Person 1: Dude, look at that guy. Doesn't he look like a fuckboy?
Person 2: Yeah, he looks like such a Dildo Boy.
Person 1: ... A fucking what?

by Sableraven January 31, 2023

dildo shlong

A giant dildo not even the people with the strongest wills can take on.

“Ranch couldn’t defeat the dildo shlong and his asshole was defeated”

by Cum cake December 20, 2022

Dildo Head

Someone who just walks around lookin like a ball sack

That Person is being a dildo head because she beat the meat out of your hampster

by Buttholejenkins December 8, 2018

Cleveland dildo

The act of taking a shit mid winter outside, letting it freeze then using the frozen feces as a Dildo.

If you’re going to give me the Cleveland Dildo at least put it in my ass

by Captain clap August 31, 2018

A dildo on wheels

What Case looks like

“And Case why did you start arguing anyway?”
“To cover up the fact he looks like a dildo on wheels”

by tw: Ed Sheeran May 9, 2022

Walking dildo

A walking dildo is a man that is only good and used for his penis. Walking dildo is a penis that is not battery operated and is in between a man’s legs.

How was tommy last night?

He was nothing, he’s just my walking dildo.

Oh I see, so he’s your sex object?

Yes, just like all men are.

by Gordon is here hahahahha November 21, 2022