Dangerously Thin Celebrities 

The greatest band in the entire world. American rock band who got their start in Northern Italy.
Term used when refering to the greatest band of all time.

person 1: I'm going to a concert tonight.
person 2: Who are you going to see?
person 1: The Dangerously Thin Celebrities!
person 2: NO WAY! Aren't they the GREATEST BAND in the world!?!
person 1: Yes, yes they are.

Dangerously Thin Celebrities by InfamousMessiah June 18, 2010

Dangerous wank

The act of sending ones housemate out to Tesco's to buy chocolate, muffins and wine in order to masturbate, naked in the middle of the living room, hoping that you can finish and redress yourself before they return home.

Margaret: What did you get up to last night?

Glynis: I had a dangerous wank whilst Brian popped to the shop for a pint of milk and some fishermans friends.

Margaret: Ooh, that sounds like fun.

Glynis: Yes, it was delightful.

Dangerous wank by slapyourstick October 14, 2011

Danger Dance 

The act of riskily running naked from the bathroom to the bedroom after realising you should've probably bothered to check if there were any towels on the rail before you took a shower.

Guy1: "I think I'm scarred for life, man. Caught a dude doing the danger dance across the hall at my buddy's place last night."

Guy2: "Hahaha fail."

Danger Dance by Cillit-Bang September 8, 2011

Dangerous dick 

A guy who does extremely stupid, dangerous things.

"What the hell is he doing, he's going to run off the road!!"
"He's being a dick."
"A dangerous dick!!!"

Dangerous dick by a halfling December 26, 2011

Danger-Maths 

Danger-Maths is a real man's sport. Attempted by many, mastered by none.

In an attempt to prove mathematical superiority and serve maximum disrespect to your lesser mathematical colleagues, Danger-Maths is game in where the person to pick up their pen last during a maths exam wins.

It is an event that requires not only courage and mathematical prowess, but you must also have extraordinarily rapid hand eye coordination.

Do you think you're good enough to succeed at Danger-Maths? I highly doubt it. Go back to BTEC Further Maths you imbecile.

Martin once attempted Danger-Maths. He is now a bin-man.

Charlie was the master of Danger-Maths, he even left turning up to the exam to the last possible second.

Danger-Maths by ItsDanH June 16, 2016

Dadger 

A joke from a loose adaptation of Shakespeare's King Lear performed by Irish theatre company Cyclone Rep. In the play, a character claims to have seen a badger that he believes to be his missing dad, nicknaming it the portmanteau "dadger," before jokingly telling the audience to spread the hashtag #dadger.

#dadger is trending on Twitter right now!

Dadger by Shea Boi June 1, 2018

Danger Dwarf 

Small mates who are fanatical about super heroes and cartoons (in most cases well beyond the tears of watching cartoons or superhero movies).

Short tempered (comes with the territory). At risk of saying anything at any given moment which makes them dangerous.

Would love to be a super hero.

Hence, Danger Dwarf

XXX....if you were a super hero....what would you be called?

'WHAT YA ON ABOOT MAN!!!!! Obvs Danger Dwarf' arggghhhhhhh

Danger Dwarf by Swampy007 April 3, 2020