cooter train

When two or more women partake in locomotive role play; one or more as the "station" and the other as the "conductor." The conductor, in proper cap and attire, sits upon a remote control train headed towards the "station," with a partially insterted, two headed dildo as the train's cattle guard. Accordingly, the women acting as the "station," or "stations" lie spread eagle at the end of the tracks. All the while the conductor must shout warnings that the "cooter train" is coming into "coochie station!"

Hey girls, I got that new promotion. How 'bout we celebrate with a few rounds of cooter train tonight! I get the conductor's cap this time!!!

by ebony sheboy August 19, 2010

Wile E. Coyote

A masturbatory act for men requiring the dropping of an anvil on the man's own genitals.

The EMTs were happy to treat the young man that was permanently damaged from trying a Wile E. Coyote.

by WeinerVonSnootypants August 12, 2017

Cooterpooter

A vagina that is more than the normal vagina.

(man speaking) Damn bro, that shit was a cooterpooter I tell ya.

by Witbomb October 10, 2011

cooter shooter

when you punch a girl in her vagina

alex asked cassie whats worse than an aK47? a cooter shooter! (then he punchs her in the vagina)

by lyle and yoder June 30, 2006

cooteru

a recent model Subaru Outback which was purchased by either:
a. wealthy parents who don't want to spoil their child
with a luxury car, or
b. lesbians
Often cooteru's come equipped with luxurious amenities, including heated leather seats and popout cupholders, however this is never enough to offset the disappointment of owning a subaru outback.

Butch: "Hey guys! Come look at my new car!"
Tanner: "What did you get, a Lexus?"
Butch: "No I got a Subaru Outback!"
Tanner: "What, you got a Cooteru? Do those two lesbians dyking out in the backseat come standard?

by Dan Lamp March 9, 2008

Cote Bona

a dick dingler who takes retards in janitor closets to molest them violently.

wow that was mean, dont be a cote bona

by Anonymous September 21, 2003

cooter gobbler

A person who performs oral sex on a girl, in a turkey like fashion (noises etc)

The noises she made when eating out her lesbian lover qualified her as a cooter gobbler.

by Johsua Newkirk September 2, 2006