crusty coco

When someone has taken a bath but has not completely washed off the soap lather off their penis. the dried soap in addiction to a lack or neglect of applying moisturizing cream. This results in the skin of said persons genitals. to become extremely dry and crusty, while using the word coco which is a Caribbean slang for penis, we arrive at the term crusty coco.

Ravi did not properly wash off after his bathe bur proceeded to "get in some girls pants"

Ravi: gyrl you like what you see

some girl: ... why is it so flakey

Ravi: ...... ?

Some girl: boy go wash your crusty coco!!!

by thetriniway January 12, 2018

Crusty tuna

(CRUSTY TUNA)

That chick has CRUSTY TUNA between her legs. ;
Her vagina doesn't STINK like (CRUSTY TUNA ) IT STUNK like CRUSTY TUNA

Someone toss her some douche , she smelled like CRUSTY TUNA
If she smells like CRUSTY TUNA don't touch it she needs a pap smear!!!

by ND&DR June 25, 2018

Crusty Kabob

When you nut on your own dick and let it dry then put it inside of your grilfriend

Hey baby wanna get this crusty kabob later tonight?

by dabbindaddy September 10, 2018

crusty cracker

a teenage girl who looks crusty. she feels and looks like garbage. she most likely looks sick

Amanda: I'm such a crusty cracker!

Bethany: Yes you are, you look real bad.

Amanda: I need better quality makeup
Bethany: Yes you do.

by i like to cry November 7, 2019

Crusty Musty Lips

totally shigaraki

person1: omg look at shigaraki!!! hes so cute
person2: meh he has crusty musty lips

by sxmp August 12, 2021

crusty

a greasy, yellow-teethed, not clean, nasty-skinned person.
crusty in all aspects of the word.

that chick has really crusty skin.

by ali and brooke June 21, 2008

crusty cross eyed pigeon

1. Robert Scoggins

2. Person whoms wife is a fat prostitute, and he thinks about raping young children, works at local fast food restaurants

3. Ignorant fool who puts nacho cheese filled pans in clean dish water

4. Biggest suck up at a workplace...

1. Robert is a crusty cross eyed pigeon

2. Look at that guy starin at those 10 year old girls, he's a crusty crossed eyed pigeon.

3. What fuckin crusty cross eyed pigeon put this in my clean water...

4. Hey boss....anything for you boss....hooo hoo ha ha ha

by John and Derek June 22, 2006