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Coke Deck

A coke deck is any flat, hard, non-porous surface used for the insufflation of narcotics. In practice, this is usually a mirror, but it can be many things; the top of a refridgerator, a varnished table, a marble kitchen surface, an iPad, etc.
"Yo homes, I just upgraded to the iPad 3, now my old iPad 2 is my new coke deck!"
by SolidSteak January 7, 2012
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Coke Jenga

what happens when the Diet Coke is put on top of the regular Coke in the fridge; and the Regular Coke drinkers out number the Diet drinkers. And as a result a potentially unstable stack of soda has occurred.
I wanted to get a coke, but its turned into Coke Jenga in there.
by Eoja August 16, 2012
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Choked the can

You choked the can again? Dude, you need to get more fiber in your diet.
by MikeInMKE November 16, 2013
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coke sick

To feel nauseous and have throat and nose irritation after a long night of cocaine.
Guy 1: where's Tom?
Guy 2: he didn't feel like coming out he's coke sick
by Mr Nostrils March 28, 2014
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Chokeular

Medical terminology for describing a damaged penis. Meaning it may be have damaged via excessive choking of the chicken.
"According to the scars, his penis looked quite chokeular."
by $hIti0T June 6, 2015
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Coke Cheese

The pieces of a cocaine addict's perforated septum that become expelled from their nose.
Dang, did you see the amount of coke cheese that came out of Jack's nose when he sneezed?
by Elleissa January 2, 2016
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Chokeneck

A woman who has smoked so much that her skin looks like burn leather.
Damn did you see Steves mom, she's been smoking for 20 years, she's a total chokeneck!
by Schick blitzen June 17, 2016
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