crash my chipper

a particularly large bowel movement, often brought on by a rapid change in weather

I was going to run some errands, but the storm rolled in and I needed to crash my chipper immediately.

by crashedchipper March 11, 2021

The Crisco Crippler

When a fat drunk ape opens 5x HU while chewing on a stale cheese curl that he pulled from his back fat

Things were going ok until he started running the Crisco Crippler with 42o and flopping the wheel. What a retarded manatee.

by Gossip Gary March 26, 2022

sugar cane cropper

derogatory term lmao

Oh you're from PR? You fucking sugar cane cropper

by spiclover223 September 20, 2022

West Branch Clipper

When a male or female gives you head and bites of your foreskin

“Sean she gave me a West branch clipper last night!”

by Seanismyfuckinh August 9, 2024

Chilean Child Chipper

A figurative (idiom) school punishment for when a Chilean school child or school children. When a Chilean child or children at school act up, they get sent to a wood chipper specialized for children that grind every bit in their body. Figuratively, of course. It just means the corner. Don't ban me.

"If you shoot that spitball at me, you are getting thrown in the Chilean Child Chipper, young man!"

by BangalangMan February 12, 2025

WOOF-WOOF CHIPPER

Noun. Refers to a modification of the traditional forestry mulching machine known as a "woodchipper," wherein there are hurricane fans that swiftly guide annoying dogs, especially ankle-biters, into a robust woodchipper, ending those annoying barks and, best of all, you get a lot of taco meat as a result!

John: Bruh, tacos sound good for dinner.
Tyler: We're out of beef. If you're truly dead-set on tacos, we can always throw the dog in the woof-woof chipper. We'd have plenty of taco meat!
John: Fuck yeah bro; excellent idea! Come on O' Yeller, time to meet the woof-woof chipper!

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper April 24, 2025