kerb crawler

A 4x4 "off-road" vehicle that have never left the street - the furthest off-road it will ever get is the kerb

Hey buddy, nice kerb crawler you got there, shame about the mud on your Pirelli's though...

by ShadyCraig September 21, 2005

Matt Crawford

a person that enjoys looking at little boys. they get horny from this. they are also known as a CHOMO. he is also known as a queer, fag, dick slobber, and a gummer giver

they creap over there is such a Matt Crawford.
oh yeah he is staring at those little boys

by mattlovesboys10 April 11, 2011

crawly fingers

The action of holding one's hands up and erratically flicking or wiggling all of their fingers about at a very fast pace. Used to display excitement or fear.

Examples of situations in which a person would employ crawly fingers:

Good - "I'm not going to fucking die!"

Bad - "I'm going to fucking die!"

by PocketAssReturn September 1, 2005

Crawlee

The act of using a grenade to take a zombies legs from under him and make him crawl... ie. Crawlee

Nazi Zombies become crawlers by the action of Crawleeing

by jesuschristsuperstar69 April 18, 2009

crawipe

When a person wipes their ass and their hand gets a cramp.

After i took a shit (on my 4th-5th teacher because she is a bitch) i had a very bad crawipe.

by the real chocolate bear. May 5, 2009

crawfordman

A creeper with a pedi-stache who follows you down dark alleys and wants to take off garters.

Woman: Is that a crawfordman?
Man: Yup, best keep hold of your garter!
Woman: Ew
Crawfordman: I gonna get you!

by emly;lkjasdf;ljsadf;lsadfj;lad September 8, 2010

Crawsty

Frosty the Snowman's evil twin.

(Sometimes spelled Crosty, or Crowsty)

In a drastic turn of events, Crawsty forced the sun to shine henceforth, melting his twin, Frosty.

In his evil rage, Crawsty decided to stick his own carrot into Frosty's bottom ball.

by wahc0825 December 31, 2010