emly;lkjasdf;ljsadf;lsadfj;lad's definitions

crawfordman

A creeper with a pedi-stache who follows you down dark alleys and wants to take off garters.

Woman: Is that a crawfordman?
Man: Yup, best keep hold of your garter!
Woman: Ew
Crawfordman: I gonna get you!

by emly;lkjasdf;ljsadf;lsadfj;lad September 8, 2010