flux capacity

Another’s way to say Fuck

I don’t give a flux capacity about you

by Shadow.com June 28, 2018

doli capax

Deemed capable of forming the intent to commit a crime or tort, especially by the reason of age (ten years old or older)

Mom: I think my son is not doli capax.
Friend: What do you mean!? Your son is big!!!
Mom: He's just 9 years old.

by Lime Eirfan April 5, 2019

Ear capacity

When the young people have more wax in their ears to sustain loud music.

Show’s on at 11! You gonna let me deal this ear capacity alone!?

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it April 6, 2019

Crusty Capaldi

The act of cleaning up the mess resulting from a particularly vociferous asphyxiwank with Lewis Capaldi toilet paper, then leaving said paper on the bedside table, allowing it to dry overnight.

"Auntie, when you change my sheets, don't forget to put my Crusty Capaldies in the bin!"

by Jeffrey 'Jeff' Jefferson November 29, 2019

Medieval Capalot

Ancient Con-Man, a honest liar

Klause Mikaelson was a Medieval Capalot !

by pnikid691 September 13, 2020

Per Capa Jacka

Peter Ramirez... the bro i use to know... Someone who jacks your per capita behind your back. Taking all of your Birth Right money from you being of Indian descent.

The per capa jacka really thought he was gonna get away with this.

by Likalotapus October 7, 2020

Larry Capara

Larry is a mighty god from the Nordic mythology. He can do anything. Yes. Larry is the ruler of the solar system. He decides who will die and who will leave. The Larry Nordic god is a real god objectively. It's a fact. He was born in 8000 before count.

Larry Capara is mighty and strong.
I'm a smart person = I believe in larry

by anonymous December 28, 2020