Sam: Did you see that movie 300 kid?
Bam: Hell yeah that shit was the cook up!
" A yo Jimmy got that cook up, Im gonna cop some of that!"
Bam: Hell yeah that shit was the cook up!
" A yo Jimmy got that cook up, Im gonna cop some of that!"
by Tony Chase March 3, 2008

Jonathan Cook is the lead singer for the band Forever the Sickest Kids. Jonathan is most famous for hitting on anything with a vagina. JCook prefers underage girls though, and is currently linked to Disney Starlet Selena Gomez. Jonathan is a strong Republican and enjoys hunting ducks. Cook claims to be a devout Christian, but who really knows.
You will never believe who stuck their tongue down my throat at the show last night!
Who?
Jonathan Cook
Who?
Jonathan Cook
by DemiLov March 17, 2009

A douchebag who attempts to be funny by moving around alot and telling unfunny jokes we told each other in junior high.
by dman19 October 30, 2011

by Grant Olson April 19, 2008

The white persons Dave Chapelle. he is a comedian that is uninhibited and makes such eccentric jokes that alot of people enjoy his show.
Dane Cook ,although a sucky version of Chapelle, who in my opinon isnt that funny just hi-strung and hyper, like a gerbil.
by Rudo January 5, 2006

by BananaDemon February 16, 2018

Cookes Law states that a girl is fair game if she was in High school at the same time you were. This rule is in effect until said girl graduates, at which time whatever your friends think is acceptable is the new guidline.
Some high schools consist of a different grade system, the mostly widely accepted for this rule is grades 9-12.
Some high schools consist of a different grade system, the mostly widely accepted for this rule is grades 9-12.
Grade 10 girl - "I really like you"
2nd year university boy - "Sorry, cant break Cooke's Law"
Or something like that...
2nd year university boy - "Sorry, cant break Cooke's Law"
Or something like that...
by AitkenRomeo July 29, 2008
