by Mat/Mark January 15, 2023
Get the Conversation of mishap mug.Multiple Conversation Disorder, commonly known as MCD, is a disorder that ravages people most likely with some form of ADD. It is the natural tendency to have many ongoing conversations at once, with no common coherency or relation to each other. It mostly occurs between people who are awesome.
Simulated text conversation with multiple conversation disorder:
You suck.
Your favorite color is blue right?
Why doesn't Netflix have the Nightmare Before Christmas?! D:
You suck.
Your favorite color is blue right?
Why doesn't Netflix have the Nightmare Before Christmas?! D:
by victim_of_MCD December 27, 2011
Get the multiple conversation disorder mug.When you are talking to someone very drunk or a group of drunk people and they start repeating things over and over again
As Mike asked the same question for the 3rd time and was met with the same answers, I asked what is thus a fucking conversation carousel?
by Louskilou November 20, 2015
Get the conversation carousel mug.Similar to the classic bogart who wont pass the joint while others are waiting, this type of bogart comes into groups and social occasions, sucking up as much attention, conversation and energy as they can. bogart motivation factors can be sexual, social, energy suck or attention suck, sometimes no motivation as that is just who they are (habitually loud, rude, obnoxious,self-centered, self-seeking or inconsiderate. tactics of conversation bogarts may include but not limited to: -Overtalking, loudtalking or overvoluming everyone else in the room.
-Interrupting others, strategically ignoring others, or monologging so as to leave no room for anyone else to speak.
-Acting, or including elements of performance art into the bogarting for maximum effect. Can include dramatazition, apparel and makeup techniques etc.
-Sizing, size intimidation, strategic placement of a big fat body in a room, so as to insure all communications are interceptable or controllable, placement of the big fat body may also be in a place where everyone must look at the bogart. persons interested in talking to or saying hello to others or must somehow signal them to summon them away. Conversation bogarts may be covertly aware of this enjoy holding others at bay. Chronic conversation bogarts may be oblivious to others. Strategic conversation bogarts maintain intentional obliviousness..
-Cock blocking or fem blocking, where the conversation bogart uses sex, or gender preference to determine strategy.
-Interrupting others, strategically ignoring others, or monologging so as to leave no room for anyone else to speak.
-Acting, or including elements of performance art into the bogarting for maximum effect. Can include dramatazition, apparel and makeup techniques etc.
-Sizing, size intimidation, strategic placement of a big fat body in a room, so as to insure all communications are interceptable or controllable, placement of the big fat body may also be in a place where everyone must look at the bogart. persons interested in talking to or saying hello to others or must somehow signal them to summon them away. Conversation bogarts may be covertly aware of this enjoy holding others at bay. Chronic conversation bogarts may be oblivious to others. Strategic conversation bogarts maintain intentional obliviousness..
-Cock blocking or fem blocking, where the conversation bogart uses sex, or gender preference to determine strategy.
“Lenny is such a fat fuck, every time he is around I do not bother to try to talk to anyone, because he’s a conversation bogart”
“Did you see how Elaine kept moving in on Sally and Patty over there? I wanted to talk to Sally but I couldn’t even get near her or get a word in edgewise. What a conversation bogart!”
“Did you see how Elaine kept moving in on Sally and Patty over there? I wanted to talk to Sally but I couldn’t even get near her or get a word in edgewise. What a conversation bogart!”
by switchboardpub May 25, 2015
Get the conversation bogart mug.Being able to repeat back live conversations word for word; despite people thinking you don’t listen.
Boss: Blah, Blah, Blah, Project Deadlines, Blah Blah Task deadlines. Hay your not listening to me.
Office Work: I am too listening, you said, and a I quote “Blah, Blah, Blah, Project Deadlines, Blah Blah Task deadlines”
Boss: Smarty Pants, You’re a Conversation Tivio
Office Work: I am too listening, you said, and a I quote “Blah, Blah, Blah, Project Deadlines, Blah Blah Task deadlines”
Boss: Smarty Pants, You’re a Conversation Tivio
by 58008 February 4, 2010
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Someone else: I got conversation hearts.
Someone: Aww dude I am sorry. Those things are a terrible, stale, chalk-like excuse for candy.
Someone else: I got conversation hearts.
Someone: Aww dude I am sorry. Those things are a terrible, stale, chalk-like excuse for candy.
by therealtruth_ February 16, 2022
Get the Conversation Hearts mug.When you're talking to somebody on your phone and you forget where your phone is. You may even switch ears / hands while patting your pockets looking for your phone.
I can't find my phone oh I just got hit with a wheres my phone conversation. while I was talking to you I thought I lost my phone.
by anonymous June 29, 2021
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