Columbian white chocolate

A less obvious term for cocaine.

Oi, Chapo, pass me some columbian white chocolate, will you?

by CoffeeWith83ShotsOfEspresso January 20, 2022

Columbian Gas Pump

The act of taping your partner's mouth to your ass hole while you simultaneously eat bushes baked beans and blow hot gas down her throat resulting in rectal prolapse. The ritual is completed by striking the prolapsed anus with full force resulting in a fog horn-like sound while also spewing black liquid from her vaginal region

It turns out that Gavin gave jacobs little sisters a Columbian gas pump last night.

by Big Papi420 July 9, 2022

Do a Columbus

Doing a Columbus means that when you start out to go/drive somewhere, you first go in the opposite direction of where it is you intend to go.

I had to do a Columbus today when I left Portillo's. I had to first go east and then go south on 91st before I could get on the 101 northbound.

by Frank Le April 1, 2015

Stupid dirty hateful unloving coldhearted shallow heartless niggers

All Earthlings who are trying to force my biological mother into my bed instead of a wife.

Fuck off you Stupid dirty hateful unloving coldhearted shallow heartless niggers

by Walnut91 June 1, 2023

columbus

a person who steals credit for stuff that other people discover. like how the real columbus stole credit for finding america when the native american's found it first.

"congradulations, i just pulled a columbus on you!"

by lisha January 8, 2005

fifth column

Fifth column is a group of people invading a country in a stealthy way. If everything goes well in a period of time the numbers outweigh the native people then the fifth column rise up and and take over the territory or country.
Fifth column examples: Muslims into England, Spain & France. Mexicans into the United States, California, Texas & New Mexico. Fall of the Roman Empire.

Mexicans are the fifth column.

by takethathill August 22, 2006

Columbus

Worst city in Ohio. Even Cleveland is better. It has a sprawling downtown with low rise sky scrapers that are ugly and generic looking. It's downtown looks it is dying. You can't even buy breakfast there on a Sunday morning unless you know where to find the one cool deli in the whole place. It's awful. The only city of comparable sprawl and soul less sprawl is Phoenix. But Columbus isn't surrounded by natural wonders, just the rest of Ohio. It's an awful city. I was told it was a haven for gay people and gay culture. It turned out to be a haven for urban sprawl and idiots. This city had the worst and most dead downtown I've ever seen.

I went to Columbus and realized Cleveland wasn't so bad after all.

by exitandpanic January 13, 2007