Certified idiot

A Maff teacher who doesn’t know the difference between five and six.

My Maff teacher is a certified idiot; he doesn’t know the difference between five and six. What a credited idiot he is.

by BbJjDd October 9, 2022

certified._emo

A Tiktoker who wants to gulp gulp kokushibo’s cockushibo and makes gay Gacha videos about women kissing

Hey, did you hear about certified._emo’s new yeast infection?

by Wihskjgwijhsihgwkjhskbuibus October 9, 2022

certified creep squad

A group of people who have became their own Squad and named themselves Creeps. They are Certified in everything they do including but not limited too dropping folks that talk too much. Hence the name "Certified Creep Squad". How many shots does it take to knock you down, is the question...

Caution, be aware of The Certificate Creep Squad.

Why is everyone so intimidated by the Certified Creep Squad?

by CCS29 October 10, 2022

certificate merchant

A person who has no real skills in what they claim, but holds a certificate as "proof" of their expertise.

The programmer we hired is a total certificate merchant: he has an AWS Associates certificate but he has never touched AWS in his life. He's currently studying for Google one too.

by burgundyyyy October 15, 2022

Certified misunderstander

Certified misunderstander is a word commonly used to replace insults

Person 1: Ez haha i won stupid dumbass

Person 2: you're a certified misunderstander

Person 1: what

by StupidBlackRobloxian October 16, 2022

certifried

certified + fried

certifiably high. you are definitely up in the clouds

Aurora: yooo beans soup coochie
Curt: you are certifried right now mane

by bakedcarninal84 October 29, 2022

certadefinitely

A cross hybrid word between certainly and definitely when you want to use both but can’t simply just can’t decide.

Q. Is that a rabbit-hole, as this is an area known frequently have rabbits about?

A. Yes certadefinitely.

by Lion-Girl529 October 29, 2022