Coconut Malled

is when someone actually got trolled by a man riding in a wii sportscar and earrapes you with coconut while in a mall

" YOU JUST GOT COCONUT MALLED. SHARE THIS WITH YOUR FRIENDS TO LITERALLY COCONUT MALLED THEM

by Marcopion November 20, 2022

Codonitology

A religion that worships women's thighs.

"I need you to respect my religion and let me practice my rituals."

"Oh, what rituals?"

"Getting sandwiched by your thighs. I'm an adept of codonitology."

by zen_z11 October 14, 2022

Coconut

A person born in the US or Canada with South Asian background. Looks brown from the outside but white from the inside. Supports White and Black immigrants but wants the government to ban immigration for South Asians. A coconut will try to blend in to White or Black culture and will often criticize and hate South Asian culture. A coconut will carry hate for brown people more than a Black or White person can. A coconut will always believe that South Asians are the worst kind of people and will find anything to degrade them.

-She does not like to date brown dudes even though she is brown herself.
-She is a coconut person.

by Love for all Hate for None January 17, 2023

Coconuts

A person that is out of their mind or going crazy

My dog is getting coconuts!
Frank is totally coconuts!
You are coconuts in your head!
This is coconuts

by RealCA February 9, 2023

coconutjy

the best jeongyeon stan and editor in the whole world

coconutjy is the best jeongyeon stan ever

by coconutjy February 15, 2023

Coconut Shy

When you poop out a load of hard nuggets into a bowl and take in turns to throw them at your girl's spread legs until one goes inside her vagina.

Blake: ughhh damn I was bearing down hard for a whole hour there, got at least 10 nuggets...

Crystal: mmm, you thinking what I'm thinking?

Blake: Throw my shit at you while you lie there naked with your legs spread until one goes in?

Crystal: You get the bowl, I'll get the plastic sheets

Blake: I love going to the coconut shy with my girl

by Cotch killer February 26, 2023

Coconut Cannon

a plant from Plants vs. Zombies 2 which needs to be tapped on to shoot out a devastating coconut cannonball with AOE damage, then takes time to recharge that shot.

"I put down a Coconut Cannon and when I clicked on it, it shot an explosive coconut which killed 3 Conehead Zombies with ease."

by Otheruser325 April 2, 2023