Causti

The act of taking a random person over 50 and forcing them to kiss a minor.

What are you doing tonight?
I think I'm going to causti someone at the daycare.

by causti June 8, 2023

Clastered

Extremely exhausted from doing virtually nothing, often because you are low on spoons (motivation) or doing nothing has contributed to your tiredness

"I think I need to take a walk, I feel so clastered today and I think it's because I've been in bed literally all day."

by Sillygoober567 July 3, 2023

Automatic Clastitionata

Fancy-Schmanccy talk for "Let's get this party started!"

Spongebob: "AC! That stands for Automatic Clastitionata, which is Fancy-schmanccy talk for "Let's get this party started!"

by RoyaiIsCanon July 9, 2018

Social Claustrophobia

It is what it is init

The UK is tryna be like the USA but we forget we’re too small, we suffer from Social Claustrophobia

by Northsidebenny April 21, 2020

Foot claustrophobia

Foot claustrophobia is a term used to describe claustrophobia felt in the feet. The sensation is often det while putting on ski boots, most commonly when the foot is halfway in the boot, but the foot gets stuck and get be pulled out, or be put in all the way. A sense of panic similar to claustrophobia commonly occurs, thus the name "foot claustrophobia".

1: bro, do you want to go skiing today?
2: sorry man, i unfortunately have severe case of foot claustrophobia
1: that isn't even condition
2: it is though
1: pussy

by angus n COD February 20, 2023

clusterfuk

Derivative from the term “Fuk up” / A term used when something / someone behaves less than satisfactory / a plan goes wrong etc.
To “Fuk Up “ - is to admit failure / unsatisfactory result of task / Kiss your friends Girl , forget to book a Taxi home etc.
When two or three “Fuk up's” manifest in succession or to “Fuk Up” which may result in previously uncharted levels of a displeasure – you will know when a “Clusterfuk” has occurred.

Example of a Modern time “Culsterfuk” - When President G.W Bush invaded Iraq – it was widely considered at the time to have been a “Fuk up” - as time passed by, the general consensus Worldwide is that it was indeed a “Clusterfuk”

Other such examples of a “Clusterfuk” - Hitler's invasion of Russia in winter. Napoleons invasion of Russia in winter. Shagging your best friends wife , thus ending a life long relationship with him and indeed your close family circle. Getting caught doing something that may result in 3- 5 years prison time. Getting drunk and joining the Army. Being unfortunate enough to have been born in Ireland.

by steve mills January 29, 2008

ClusterFuck

A chocolatey candy bar full of peanuts and fuck.

I bought myself a delicious ClusterFuck at the store a few days ago, it was the shit.

by Mister Grinch January 28, 2011