cleveland accordion

This is best done when your woman is caught in the throes of passion and is utterly oblivious to what you’re about to do. You kneel over your woman who is lying down on her back. You beat off on your own, quietly shitting on her knees. Then, you come all over her face and suddenly slam her knees and face together like an accordion.

we tried something new i gave her a cleveland accordion

by fucksauce March 20, 2024

Cleveland Taco

When you dookie in a coochie and eat it out.

"Hi, Sarah! You can see I'm in Cleveland, you can see I have a taco. Put them together, whattaya got? A Cleveland Taco"

by dog kisser January 9, 2021

Van Cleveland Event

Honest Bullshit

She was beautiful. Honstly not bullshiting. Bitch was Van Cleveland Event?

by Van Cleveland February 7, 2019

Cleveland Threesome

When a mother continues breast feeding while having sex with her lover.

“There’s only so much space in this trailer…”

“What is that, a Cleveland Threesome?”

by -=AK=- August 7, 2022

Cleveland

having an unbased opinion

dang, he has a Cleveland right about now

by user29574737 February 28, 2022

cleveland buglehorn

The cleveland buglehorn is a sexual act consisting of giving oral to your partner whilst pressing their nipples downward like buttons on a horn.

"Dude, my girlfriend gave me a cleveland buglehorn last night."

by Don Cortellione August 13, 2017

Cleveland Swinger

When you have a woman sit in a hammock with a hole cut into it and she defecates into you mouth. This move was pioneered by the late great John McAfee.

The best part of my trip to Belize was the Cleveland swinger the prostitute gave me.

by BenDover63 October 15, 2025