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cat crapped in my mouth

When you wake up with the worst taste in your mouth after a night of heavy drinking and smoking.
After we were out partying all night, I woke up and that damn cat crapped in my mouth again.
by Jeremy Gilley December 28, 2007
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clapper

Sound activated on/off switch by Joseph Enterprises, the maker of Chia Pets
"CLAP ON! <clap-clap> CLAP OFF! <clap clap> CLAP ON, CLAP OFF. THE CLAPPER! <clap-clap>"
by Aaron Ferber November 10, 2006
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Clappydoo

Clappydoo.....A term used to describe a ladies vagina. Other common examples include rat, vag, minge, cunt, hole, manhole, pussy, wizards sleeve etc etc. Yes we have many words for them but no, we should never tire of them!

1. Is a term often used north of the border when speaking in a ladies company to disguise the conversation.

2. Is used to be very upfront to the lesser educated lass.

3. A female friendly pet name for her furry friend to be used in relationships. To avoid such words as Cunt, Fanny & Rat, some of these may spoil a romantic moment.
1."How did it go last night mate?" "Aye went well mate" "Clappydoo any good?" "Aye mate best iv tasted/had in a while" "Aye you cant beat a good bit of Clappydoo"

2. "Jordan-Shows yer Clappydoo ya wee slut"
or
" Get yer Clappydoo out for the lads"

3. "I love giving your Clappydoo a right good seeing to"
or
"Out of all the Clappydoo's iv tasted-and believe me there's been alot- yours is still by far the best one yet-mum"
or
"Fancy a bit of Clappydoo after Dinner, dad?"
or
"Oh thats it baby, lick my Clappydoo...your the best brother a sister could ever ask for"
by Scoobydont July 15, 2009
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Clappers

large breasts.big enough that when she is being taken from behind her breasts make a clapping sound when they slap together
check the clappers on that.

can she clap
by craggaman December 29, 2007
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Clipped

Removing a friend on Facebook and from communication in the real world.
"That bitch is pissin' me off! She's 'bout to get clipped!
by thenupianomann December 27, 2011
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clasped

She clasped his hand
by hi just fun August 20, 2016
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Clapper

Clapper. Noun, adverb, verb

A. old English insult, used to describe a prostitute who transmitted (often deliberately, and without warning) sexually transmitted diseases.

B. A person showing approval for a sports/art/music/theater event by placing his or her hands together at high speed, then repeating the movement. This form of communication was intended to convey and express approval and thanks to the performer.

C. The name of a professional liar, who gauges his or her success by how easily he or she can befuddle and misdirect an entire elected body of representatives, about the nature, scope, intent, use, and depth of unconstitutional spying on one's own citizens. Despite the fact that every other miscreant and liar who attempts similar dissembling, lying and deliberately false testimony, usually ends up sitting in jail, a "Clapper" usually gets promoted, is rehired, or is appointed to lead a Faux "supervisory and investigatory" committee to prevent the general public from ever learning about his high crimes, misdemeanors, and perjury.
A: "That effing clapper done did me in. It feels like it will bloody fall off when I pee."

B: "BRAVO! BRAVO!"

C: "I always give the least inaccurate testimony possible, especially under oath before congress."
by Pastor Agnostic August 20, 2013
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