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chomse

to copulate with a chimpanzee, also known as chomsing off. People who are chomses can often only attract monkey kind. they often have very hairy backed, strange acting children. they are very tender lovers, and enjoy grooming each other daily. using a variety of positions for the Karma Sutra to maximize the use of the chimpanzees flexibility. Chomses have achieved a world record in the art of sexual positions.

note to anyone who comes across a chomse... take advantage of their loose morals when drunk, a very interesting night is sure to follow.
i meet a really hot chimp, and we totally chomsed off!
by Laurani January 16, 2008
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pork chops

Clownish individuals, fools that are often the subject of demeaning, yet humorous shenanigans.
"Put these pork chops in the fridge, with the beers and the broads!"
by Black Belt Jones September 15, 2003
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ChopSticks

A skinny pinner person that is easy to break
Bill: Why is that skater beefing?

BoB: His arms are like chopsticks!
Bill: I know I could break him in half.
by A Bmxer August 13, 2010
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chops

It has two meanings.
1.A way to describe a friend without saying their name. It can take be used instead of bro,comrad, or dude.

2. A way to disrespect someone you do not care for without gaining a response from them.
"What up chops" "What's good chops"

"Oh look, its chops"
by K.Mill November 14, 2007
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Chopsticks

Chopsticks Kung Fu it up it means to get pussy raw like
by Raiderettes September 13, 2009
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mutton chops

When one shaves their pubic area half assed such as just cropping the top of the vagina and letting the rest of the forest grow wild.
Tom cruise likes girls with mutton chops.
by The duzde September 28, 2008
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chopsticking

I am going to get sushi tonight so I can do some chopsticking.
by Matt Zwick June 11, 2006
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