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chang bang

To be stood up. Particularly by a asian dude.
You got chang banged by Jonathon?
by bpear March 5, 2007
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Cho Chang

better be hot in the movies, because the way they talk her up in the books I better crap myself when she appears in the movies she's so hot
They can never find a girl as hot as Cho Chang is depicted, and the movies will leave me disappointed again
by Justin December 2, 2004
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Reverse chingo

Regaining the power in a social situation or relationship after the other party initially stamped their chingo. Particularly used in the initial stages of dating.
Like, I totally ignored that hot Irish guy after I went down on him, so then he like totally started obsessing over me. Yeah I fully did a reverse chingo.
by Queen of the Chingo April 30, 2011
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Chingo

"orale cabron es un chingo"

"hey fool that's a lot"
by T3N0R10 October 4, 2008
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Bitch I ain't Cho Chang

When some Gingerkid mistakes you for your best friend.
"Hello, Cho Chang, my name in Gin-ny Weas-ley."
"Bitch I ain't Cho Chang!"
"That's Lavender Brown, Racist Sister!"
by grangerdanger December 23, 2009
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chinga

The spanish word for, "Fuck"
by sealed-fate March 24, 2003
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Poonmeister Chang

the poonmeister chang is an increasingly popular sex position used mainly by playa's and absolute idiots, having started in the North of England. It is the favoured position of poonmeisters although complete poon-noobs have also been known to attempt it. The act must take place with one or more poon BUT it is best to have no connection to them - other than yor penis. This is to avoid awkwardness the mornging after. as you cum, you shout 'CHANG!' in her innocent little face, then you pwn her some more. you can ask her how much of a poonmeister you are, and keep shouting 'CHANG!!!!' in her face til she gives you the right fuckin' answer.

Alternatively, you can sing the Poonmeister Chang Chant in her face:

'poonmeister chang,

with the flash tang mash bang,

double D, flash J,

kabadabay, BOOM!'

this sex position has been tried and tested, although most results have been unsuccesful. If you are feeling drunk and stupid, or are videoing the sex, this is the perfect end to a good shag. For complete morons and playa's only.
'CHANG MOTHAFUCKA!!'

'SUCK MY FLASH TANG POON STICK!! CHANG!!'

'poonmeister chang,

with the flash tang mash bang,

double D, flash J,

kabadabay, BOOM!'
by Yeti Legs June 3, 2009
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